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   communication errors by esotyric (devilrie)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
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   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Jan 2022

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   • Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle
   • Abraxas Malfoy
   • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
   • Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Tom Riddle
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   Summary

   sender: [email protected]
   recipient: [email protected]
   subject: Today’s Meeting

   Granger –

   Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

   Regards,
   Thomas Marvolo Riddle
   CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

    

   sender: [email protected]
   recipient: [email protected]
   subject: re: Today’s Meeting

   Riddle –

   I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

   You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

   Sincerely,
   Hermione Jean Granger
   CEO of Not being a Twat

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