14 Bookmarks by epcotwhore
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Source: It was revealed to me in a dream by StellaMae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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"I was just having a… nice dream, and my body responded. It’s a… natural biological process.” Ryland makes the conscious decision to not tell Rocky what it’s called. “It’s related to reproduction, sort of."
“Oh,” Rocky says. “Understand. Is biological process finished now, question?”
Even through the filter of the computer voice, Ryland can pick up on Rocky's devious tone. He knows the answer to his question. Ryland had gone over basic human reproductive biology with him on like, day 25 of their relationship. Friendship? Whatever. And Rocky never forgets anything, so of course he knows he wasn’t “finished.” He can tell Ryland is embarrassed, and he’s trying to make it worse, for some reason.
Well, it’s working. Despite his best efforts to remain neutral, Ryland is pretty sure he's blushing down to his chest.
“Yes and no,” he finally answers, trying to ignore that despite everything that’s happened since he woke up, he’s still very hard in his underwear. He rubs at his face, trying to make the blush go away. “I’m… going back to sleep.”
“Okay,” Rocky says. “Sweet dreams.”
That little… fudging… freak. Darn him to heck.
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08 Jun 2026
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Our Saving Grace by Ventarix
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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By our stars and saving grace,
save us from this deep dark place.When you've been in darkness for too long, you tend to grab onto the first light you see. Sometimes that light happens to be an alien from a society light-years away from your own, and he happens to be exactly what you were looking for all along.
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05 Jun 2026
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A series exploring the biological, cultural, and linguistic differences between two members of a very unconventional (but good) social group on a little spaceship far from home.
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- English
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- 37,970
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- 7/?
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17 May 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
- Language:
- English
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- 55,293
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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17 May 2026
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.
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- English
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- 95,939
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- 16/?
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- 2,091
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17 May 2026
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took me back to something (that i'd somehow lost somewhere along the way) by AruiI
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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The biodome is, at last, finished.
Grace runs.
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- Part 4 of time passes in leaps up here
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10 May 2026
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Stay, stick around, clean the blood off my teeth by jayyxx
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
16 Aug 2024
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His brain is humbly reminding him that he doesn’t deserve this new chance at life Wade has given him, and nor should he accept a moment of rest given what he’s done.
Instead of voicing this, Logan explains it simply as; “I’m just having nightmares.”
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- Part 2 of Wade n Logan
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29 Nov 2024
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second nature to me now by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2024
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"So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"
Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."
Logan blinks. "Oh."
(In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)
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- English
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- 36,800
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- 1/1
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19 Oct 2024
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silence is what i do best (but still i hear it all) by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool & Wolverine, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Oct 2024
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“So,” Althea said, turning her head towards Logan, “When did you and dumbass have sex?”
Logan snapped his head to the side to look at her, words catching in his throat. “He. . . He told you?” Logan finally forced out, words tinted with anger. Suddenly, his guilt felt a little less heavy and he toyed briefly with the idea of going back to the apartment and stabbing Wade again for good measure.
“No, you just did,” Althea smirked, tapping on her glasses. “I may be be blind, but I’d have to be deaf and dumb also to miss the way you idiots have been acting like teenagers who fucked in the bathroom on prom night and never talked about it ever again.”
“We didn’t-”
“You can go ahead and lie to yourself all you want, but you can’t lie to me. Besides, Wade isn’t as quiet as he thinks he is when you aren’t in the apartment and he starts banging one out, makes me want to stab out my eardrums. And lately it’s been nothing but your name and a bunch of fucking details I could have gone happily to my grave without hearing.”
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Part 2 of my Feral!Logan series. Post Honda Odyssey, Logan and Wade navigate living together, their growing feelings, and Logan's instincts.
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- Part 2 of Too Dangerous a Thing to Want
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19 Oct 2024
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You Could Be Empty by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
13 Oct 2024
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Wolverines don’t whimper. But then again… this Wolverine is special. Limited edition, one of a kind. Sure he's been played with a little roughly, but Wade's always loved beat up toys.
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Logan thinks he can't love anyone. Wade Wilson will prove him wrong.
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Early relationship fic bc I got stupid feelings about these two and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem. Started as a one-shot, then I went off the rails.
If you're only here for smut, chapter 6 can stand alone for the most part :)Series
- Part 4 of Red & Yellow [Earth 82224]
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12 Oct 2024
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Promise Me We’ll Be Back In Time by fanficbug
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Oct 2024
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"Were you friends with the other me from here before he died?”
“Hm? No, why?” Wade’s brown eyes landed on him and he tilted his head.
“You just know a lot of shit about me I’m pretty sure I haven’t told you,” Logan muttered.
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OR: The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop and decides to play 50 First Dates.
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- English
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- 108,000
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- 17/17
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- 690
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06 Oct 2024
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Until you get sick of me, honestly by 3koboldsinahoodie
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Jun 2025
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Moving in with Wade was categorically not a regret. In fact - not that he was ever going to let himself admit that to Wade’s face - this was probably the best thing that could have happened to him. But of course, he was moving in with Wade fucking Wilson who, as much as he had grown on Logan throughout their bizarre adventure, was still a human tornado. Sometimes it was really hard to remind himself how glad he was that Wade had called after him.
They hadn’t really had an exact conversation about how long Logan was expecting to stay. Wade’s words on that first walk back to the apartment had been “Stay as long as you need - until you get sick of me, honestly!”
“You think I’m not already there, Bub?” Logan had joked with a wry smile.
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Logan has decided he's going to try and not fuck it up this time around. He's going to be grateful for the second chance that Wade gave him when he met (kidnapped) him in that bar. He's going to be a good dad to Laura, and a good roomate and friend to Wade. Which means he is absolutely not going to let himself take Wade's joking flirting seriously, and he categorically won't get in the way of Wade and Vanessa. Even if the selfish part of him wants to.Series
- Part 1 of Until You Get Sick of Me (Poolverine)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 180,407
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- 31/?
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06 Oct 2024
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sugar, i've developed a taste for you now by EthanTheAnnus
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Sep 2024
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“No, no, I want an explanation. I’ve seen Scott, y’know. That man is capital F fine. You give me ten minutes alone with him and one of us is coming out pregnant, and lord knows it won’t be me.”
“Wade.”
“Is it the multiverse thing? The previous Logan? If it is, can we just find a way to swap bodies or something? I’m sorry about the scars, but I’m sure we could rig it to just be temporary, let me have a summer fling or something–”
“Wade,” Logan snaps, tone low and edged with a snarl, “I said enough.”
“Ohhhhh.” Wade presses a hand to his own mouth, jaw slack with something akin to shock. “Oh, you sly dog, there’s someone else, isn’t there? Come on, you have to tell me now!”
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Surviving the Time Ripper, Logan and Wade don't talk about it. Logan tries to navigate grief while getting to know the X-Men of this universe; Wade's busy trying to win back Vanessa. As per usual, it all goes less than well.
(Title is from Sugar by Sleep Token!)
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17 Sep 2024
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When You Call my Name (It’s like a little Prayer) by Youcouldfinallymatter
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), logan howlett - Fandom, james howlett - Fandom, Poolverine - Fandom
08 Sep 2024
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My first fic in a LONG time holy crap.
I'm posting this here mostly for enjoyment and progress, so please if you like it, feel free to share and give it some love.
General outline:
While Logan begins to navigate his life in the new timeline, he becomes distracted by feelings he can't quite place, and they point back to Wade: the merc with the mouth who offered him a place to stay. Attempting to distract himself from those feelings, Logan steps in to help Wade get back with Vanessa, but Wade isn't sure she's what he wants anymore. Not after meeting him.Warnings:
Fluff, suggestive comments, eventually maybe some smut (but I'll put some fair warnings up for those at the top of chapters lol)Bookmarked by epcotwhore
14 Sep 2024