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“You can’t punish us!” It came out sharper than Stan intended. Mr. Mackey blinked, eyebrows raised. “Oh? And why can’t I?”
Stan’s brain gave up. No plan. No logic. Just Kyle’s eyes still on him, wide and uncertain and trusting and Stan decided to just bullshit his way out of this.
“Because…That would be discrimination.”
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27 Dec 2025
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Craig Tucker just wanted a quiet Thursday night-in and instead got turned into a cat, and fate decided to piss on his leg by hand-delivering him to his long-time crush Kyle Broflovski—thanks alot, goth kids
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22 Dec 2025
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Part 2 of the orphaned work "Kyle IS a slut" (this is orphaned too tho lmao)
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13 Dec 2025
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Kyle micro-aggravates his way into Stan's pants, finally. #south park trash #hbd bebe! #this party sucks
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13 Dec 2025
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February 14, 2016 // December 24-5, 2015
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13 Dec 2025