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    Colin had sworn to not two, not three, but four people he would not be in attendance: Eloise, Daphne, his mother, and Benedict. But Pen wouldn’t have come if she knew he was going to be in attendance, and Penelope needs his family nearly as much as she needs a holiday. He can’t let her vanish from their lives just because he’d hurt her feelings. That’s Colin’s fault, not Penelope’s. That’s his punishment to bear.

    It’s just that the punishment is staying away from Penelope, and Colin can’t quite stand the thought of bearing it all the way.

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    Or, Penelope Featherington gets severely sunburned and Colin Bridgerton is just trying to get the girl.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    She doesn’t want to be angry with Colin, but she is. She knows that his laugh wasn’t one of malice, that he was just joking around with his brothers- but still, she was the joke, and that’s the thing she can’t quite get past. Penelope had never once expected Colin to love her the way that she loved him, she’s not an idiot, but she’d hoped that- after over a decade of friendship- he’d have a little more respect for her. 

     

    Why is she crying over him anyways? Why is she crying over a man who clearly doesn’t care about her as much as he said he did? A man who’s taken her and her friendship for granted? It’s not like Colin’s so great, certainly not a guy worth spilling tears over. Colin’s… He… 

     

    Fuck. Why can’t she think of any of his flaws?

     

    Well, that’s going to change. 

     

    Penelope wipes her tears and grabs an empty notebook from her room, she sits at her desk and immediately begins writing. 

     

    Reasons Why Colin Bridgerton Isn’t That Great

     

    Penelope writes down Colin's flaws in a journal to get over him, it goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    22 May 2026

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    Her master’s black eyes flashed with satisfaction. “So, we come to the reason I have called you here. Upon Master Colin’s return, I want you to make yourself available to him. See to his every need.”

    “Yes, milord,” Penelope replied, her face blank and her voice soft and obliging.

    “Good girl,” Lord Bridgerton praised, a pleased smile lighting up his severe expression. Then there was a pause as he appraised her.

    “Come here,” he said, softly.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    “Why are you saying blond that way as if it offended you?”

    “Men should not be blond! Real men anyways,” Colin argued. “He is blond, and just… too particular. He does not care about her the way I do! And she won’t even listen to me to explain myself that I did not mean it when I said I would never date her. I’d marry her and have her babies and we would live happily ever after!”

    You would have her babies?” Alex blurted out, trying so hard not to laugh.

    Colin looked at him, almost offended at Alex’s question. “Yes? Is that a problem?” He pursed his lips and waited for the answer.

    “Nope,” Alex shook his head in amusement. “All’s good, my guy.”

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    Colin gets plastered after Penelope continues to 'date' Alfred Debling. He is wallowing and wants Penelope to see that blond penguin guy was not good enough for her. In doing so, much or less, makes it everybody's problem.
    Day 3: Drunk Confession

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Penelope runs a GCSE training academy.
    Colin offers to help co-teach some courses during one of his long sojourns in London.

    Everything is dandy.

    Except:

    • Colin wears glasses to work. Slutty glasses. Mind-scrambling, sanity-demolishing glasses
    • He seems to be looking at her in increasingly unplatonic ways
    • Their students keep mistaking them for a married couple and calling her Mrs. Bridgerton

    For Polin Week 2026, Day 2 prompt: Academics AU

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    14 Apr 2026

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