failedpsycheval

Will Graham being stabbed



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    Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.

    Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.

    Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.

    He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.

    Project Get-Grace-Off.

    God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind

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    06 Jul 2026

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    human rocky, eridian grace, dirty talk, pining, rocky is a SLUT, extreme size difference, “little gracie,” mutual masturbation, separation anxiety, curious little grace poking at rocky’s body, virgin grace

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    Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.

    *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!

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    01 Jul 2026

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    BEST bloodymary fic ive ever read.

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    I can't stop drawing grocky porn!!!
    you can find my other art (including sfw) on tumblr @howling-wizard2

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    30 Jun 2026

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    HOT HOT HOT GROCKY ART

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    This is a really casual, boring looking account. No socials attached, minimal money subscription placed and not a lot of likes from people, as it seems. Personal information below the header (unassuming photo of a star-filled skyline) states: “Life consists of The Beatles, gorillas, poppy tarts and werewolves. Don’t go after me if you disagree, I’ve played this game before.”. Which is… so unhinged, James had to snort. What is this?

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    What if Ryan has an OnlyFans secret account. It's not what you think.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    ryan onlyfans, whump, james pining, eva is pro-open relationship, flies to new york, gift-giving,

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.


    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    taumeoba sex pollen, perfect grace shame/science brain, grace pov, rocky pov, eight zillion orgasms, rocky secret orgasm, grace gives up all shame, rimming, choking kink, hair-pulling kink, mouth stuff/gag kink, minor rocky dirty talk