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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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03 Jul 2026
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“ >A note from ORACLE, benevolent creator:
>Who’s your daddy.”
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Unsteady Hands by princesscas for toastbunny
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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March can change pictures from inside the camera, so she becomes part of the Amphoreus trailblazing expedition alongside her friends.
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29 Jun 2026
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“Dan Heng is too much of an enabler to be responsible. At least March’s bad ideas are an alternative to Stelle’s bad ideas; Dan Heng just sides with whichever of them is more reasonable, so without March around, he’s always siding with Stelle. Terrible.”
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When the Armed Detective Agency first recruited their newest member, Dazai Osamu, they had no idea what kind of trouble they were inviting through their doors. On paper, he looked like the perfect addition—brilliant, sharp-minded, and exactly the kind of detective the Agency could be proud of.
In practice, however, Dazai quickly proved himself to be nothing short of a living nightmare. The first week alone had proven that.
Dazai Osamu was a menace. He was insufferable, a total nuisance, a walking migraine in human form.
His boyfriend, on the other hand, was an absolute sweetheart.
(or Chuuya bakes and wins hearts at the ADA)
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29 Apr 2026
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the best part is that they didn’t even try to hide it, it’s just that no one (besides ranpo) put the dots together
“That’s why he always arrives at the ADA so zen-like. Because he already killed Dazai multiple times over while cooking.” -
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Parker jumped down from the bed and drug a plastic chair from the rec room over. It’s legs screeched across the floor. “Now, I wanna be clear. I know you, rightfully, won’t believe me, but I don’t actually enjoy hurting people.” He climbed up on the chair, situated back by Colton’s knees. He leveled the hammer at his face. “I’m not, like, a sociopath.” He let out a musical laugh. “I honestly get a little squeamish with gore.” He patted Colton’s thigh with his free hand, blowing out a regretful breath. “I know what it’s like, you know. I was beaten half to death once. True story! The jackass did it all wrong though.” He reached up, patted his cheek.
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Bookmarked by fallingrosepetals
24 Jun 2026
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literally one of my favorite fics ever
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The Things We Do For Our OTP by CompleteOtakuness
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Apr 2024
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Fukuzawa finds Mori on a roof with a pair of binoculars and a mission. That mission? Get Soukoku to finally kiss, of course.
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18 Jun 2026
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this might be the funniest thing i’ve ever read. mori just wants his ex-protege and his situationship to get together! fukuzawa just wants mori to stop stalking dazai. elise is just iconic. ranpo is probably mainly here for the snacks.