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in the dark and out of harm by johnllauren
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
16 Mar 2023
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“Legolas?” he asks from inside, his voice gruff with sleep.
“How did you know it was me?” Legolas asks.
He watches the doorknob turn as the door opens to reveal Gimli, his lip just slightly upturned. “Who else would it be?”
Or, the war is over, but that does not stop Legolas's subconscious from making him relive it.
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10 Jul 2026
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Mike Wheeler is thirty years old, three years married, and incredibly unhappy. After an unexpected AOL Instant Messenger group chat with the Party, Mike reconnects with Will after several years and realizes that maybe his life doesn't have to be so bad.
Or: A 2000s epistolary fic in which Mike falls in love with his childhood best friend and cheats on his wife.
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10 Jul 2026
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here's looking at you, kid by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
29 Aug 2021
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“I’m not sure I know,” Bill replied, “but I think w-we’re all childless. Is that ih-it?”
There was a moment of shocked silence.
“Yeah,” Mike said. “That’s it.”
But that’s in a different universe. In this one, only five of the seven losers are childless. In this one, Stanley Uris throws out every razor he owns and books a flight to Bangor before he can change his mind or come to his senses, and he kisses his wife and his three kids goodbye on his way out the door.
And about twelve hundred miles away, Eddie Kaspbrak is already well over halfway to Derry when he pulls over on I-95…
… and he finds his nine-year-old daughter hiding in his trunk.
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26 Jun 2026
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some summers by thesehands
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (2017), IT (Movies - Muschietti)
23 Nov 2019
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Sometimes, Eddie caught Richie staring. More often than not, he would make a face or stick out his tongue, and Richie would return it, exaggerated and playful. But other times, Eddie stared back. Richie could feel a blush rising in his face as Eddie held his gaze, level and calm, not curious or judgmental, simply looking. When that happened, Richie would always be the one to look away. He’d quickly turn to another one of their friends and crack a joke, which would make everyone groan or laugh or tell him to shut up, and it would take his mind off Eddie and the way his face got pink when he was outside for too long.
or: five summers that richie and eddie spend together.
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the night we met (take me back) by camerasparring
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
13 Dec 2019
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Eddie looks determined.
“I don’t know who I am. I thought you might be able to help me,” he holds up the jacket and Richie’s heart stops. “Are you Richie Tozier?”
It’s probably the scotch at 2pm, or maybe that he skipped his usual Captain Crunch break in favor of a morning cry session because it is Thursday after all, or maybe that the love of his life is back from the dead and doesn’t know who he is, but Richie doesn’t have time to figure out exactly what makes him feel so lightheaded before his body gives up and pitches head-first into the hallway floor.
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14 Jun 2026