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    Shane wondered, while he tried to keep the party going on his own and not explode at everyone they knew and cared about, if people would have done this if they’d had a girl. Would she have gotten hockey-themed things for her first birthday? Or would people have actually listened to them when they said it was supposed to be dinosaurs? 

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    Or: Shane and Ilya's journey with parenthood and hockey.

     

    (No AI was used in the creation of this fic and I do not consent to my work being entered into any AI platforms. FUCK AI)

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    Ilya Rozanov is twenty years old when he notices that Shane Hollander doesn't shake anyone's hand.

    Of course, except Ilya's, that is.

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    Ilya's spiral from ages twenty to twenty-six.

    (FUCK AI)

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    The elevator was full. Too many people were packed in like sardines, and their suitcases just made the squeeze even more unbearable. JJ didn’t feel the need to add to it. He was six-foot-five and as wide as a brick wall. He didn’t want to be packed in there any more than they wanted to share the space with him.

    He decided to take the stairs.

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    JJ takes the stairs at the exact wrong time and overhears The Phone Call™️ from Moscow. He, in canon typical fashion, does not take this well.
    (Fuck AI)

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    After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.

    The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.

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    5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.

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    dead draw
    /ded•drô/ nounthe position in which no player has any chance of winning.

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    These people have known each other forever. Some were friends that turned into rivals, others rivals that turned into friends. And then there's Simon and Wilhelm, who hate each other (not really) and seem to be afterthoughts at this tournament.

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    “Were you sleeping with Rose Landry?” LeClaire asked, and Ilya felt his entire world flip upside down.

    Ilya scoffed and sank into the chair. He stared at his lap and, for a second, wished he could just say yes. It would have been easier. A simpler explanation. Something everyone else could swallow. “No,” he answered instead. “I was not sleeping with Landry.”

    Coach sighed, the weight of it settling uncomfortably in the office. “So it was Hollander, then.”

     

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    Ilya gets called into his Coach's office after Rose and Shane start dating and an uncomfortable conversation takes place. Ilya realizes some things. Also he may need to stop reading his thesaurus.

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    Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact

    Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.

    ***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***

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    He was just confused at this point. Was there a problem or not? Why on earth was the school where Hayden Pike sent his children calling him?

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    Ilya Rozanov realizes he's an emergency contact in the exact moment he needs to act like an emergency contact. Hayden Pike has to release a statement about it.

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    Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
    Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.

    *** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***

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    It was perfect. Everything with Wille was always perfect. Even when it sucked, it was perfect. The feeling twisted in his gut and ached in his heart, and it was the best feeling in the world. He wanted to spend the rest of his life feeling like this. He would.

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    A little fic inspired by a Song of Achilles scene for YR Week 2025, Day 3: Book Inspired

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    Wilhelm had a certain kind of intuition when it came to the kitchen. He could taste a meal and tell exactly what it was missing. He could tell if something needed pepper or if it needed salt, garlic or ginger. One time, Simon had forgotten to add a single clove into his soup recipe, and Wilhelm sniffed it out like a bloodhound.
    It was infuriating.

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    They're hosting Christmas Dinner at their new house, and Simon doesn't know how to tell his boyfriend that he really wants to cook dinner.

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    The six sentence stories posted to tumblr.
    zee-has-commitment-issues

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    At some point, Simon realized it was probably something they needed to talk about. The longer he ignored it, the more apparent it became that the feeling wasn’t going to stop. It almost made it worse to know that it wasn’t about sex.

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    Simon has a hyperfixation on Wilhelm's skin.
    My contribution to Wille Month 2024

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    He missed the moments at the end of the night, when they’d both run out of things to say, but neither of them wanted to leave. There was a comfort in the shared silence as they watched the minutes tick into the early hours of the morning.

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    Three times Vincent ended up in Nils' room, one time he got kicked out, and one time nothing else mattered.

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    Simon had applied for the position because he met the ridiculously specific job requirements, and because Felice Ehrencrona's speakeasy was the hottest place in town. How did he even end up in this situation? He had just been singing at The Needle Club, trying to scrape by, and now he was involved in some kind of underground art heist with the future King of Sweden and six of his best friends.

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    The Art Heist AU no one asked for.
    the ever expanding playlist

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    It's almost time for the Christmas Party and both Simon and Wilhelm are getting on their friends' nerves. Crushes are hard. Party games are harder.

    Ho Ho Ho - A YR Christmas 2023

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    This is the stupidest party they have ever thrown. They know that.

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    If it weren’t for the very loud party happening right behind him, he was sure someone in the neighborhood would have opened their window and told him to shut up. Shouting while sitting on the damp curb in the middle of the night, lap soaked with someone else’s beer, was not the most dignified state Simon had ever been in.

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    Simon goes to a Bjärstad Valborg celebration without Wille. He doesn't like it.

    Young Royals Week, Sunday Prompt: Valborg

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    Nils has a queer crisis on the night before he graduates due to some unresolved feelings for his best friend, so he seeks out Wilhelm for advice like he always does. Unfortunately, Wilhelm is in the middle of something with Simon...

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    Simon Eriksson's Fool Proof Guide to Surviving Season Two.
    It definitely works. For sure.

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    1/1
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