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    2011, Boston
    March 14, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    “This is—This is Jane. I swear to god if you don’t open the door right now, I’m leaving. I’m not staying in the streets waiting at your front door, you asshole. Do you think it’s fun? Because I don’t—[Sound of a door creaking open] Ah, hey—”

    Shane and Ilya's relationship, viewed through unanswered voicemails.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    31 May 2026

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    To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

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    28 May 2026

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    Yuna has everybody’s security cameras on a family plan. She never really checks them; they’re just there for insurance.
    Until she sees Ilya Rozanov at Shane’s front door.

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    28 May 2026

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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    27 May 2026

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    “Point is, nobody was innocent in this situation except for you, Shane. I need to know you know that.”

    Shane makes an awful little noise. It punches right through Ilya like it were sharp and deadly.

    “I hardly feel innocent,” he complains. “The damage is done, my life is basically over.”

    Ilya taps his foot with his and moves in towards him, not touching but making his presence known.

    “It’s not.” Ilya tells him leaning in closer towards where his head was still slumped against the table. “It feels like it is right now but just wait until there’s another player with another stupid scandal, another stupid story to press and soon enough, this will blow over, hm?”

    Shane takes a minute before he lifts his head, eyes puffy and red despite Ilya not having watched a singular tear escape them.

    “Well until another player gets caught with another man’s dick down his throat I think we can agree this is pretty fucking bad.”

    Ilya swallows hard. He’d never say it out loud for Shane’s sake but yeah, this was looking like it was indeed, in his words, pretty fucking bad.

    or: shane gets outed via leaked sex tape

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    25 May 2026

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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    23 May 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    21 May 2026

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    “Why are you so sure he’ll reject you? He was already fucking in love with you, Roz, literally all of us knew it, it was clear just from how he looked at his fucking phone—”

    “That was— That was a fucking miracle, Pike. Miracles don’t happen twice.”

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    shane doesn't remember his relationship with ilya after the hit. ilya was going to break up with him anyway.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    03 May 2026

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    It’s not a big deal that Rozanov and Hollander are joking with each other on the bench at their first All Star game. They’re allowed to be friends. They’re allowed to want to catch up somewhere private. They’re allowed to be unaware that Hollander is staring after Rozanov like he’s hung the moon and the only time Rozanov has smiled all day is in response to Hollander’s mild-ass chirping.

    Not that you're paying that much attention.

    aka Five times Scott Hunter Knew but didn't tell anyone.

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    01 May 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    01 May 2026

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    In late 2012 when Shane has a meltdown and frantically tells them to call Lily, for the first time Yuna’s ever witnessed, Shane is coaxed out of one of them instead of just suffering through until the exhaustion wins out instead—and all by some mysterious, apparently very well attuned to Shane, 'Lily'.

    She hadn’t meant to see the number before she’d pressed it and fumbled the phone up to Shane’s ear. It was simply a byproduct of the situation, something Shane had asked for her to do.

    …Memorizing it and then texting that number to thank Lily for their help was not something she’d been asked to do. But she worries so much about Shane, and Lily is a reassurance. Not a pry for details but the simple, verifiable confirmation: he’s okay.

    Lily, on the other hand, very much enjoys being able to make oddly specific 'your mother' jokes to Shane much more often now. (And maybe the whole family piece of it, too.)

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    30 Apr 2026

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    The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack.

    The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before.

    He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends.

    He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.

    Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    On the night of the first fundraising gala for their new foundation, scared of his own lack of self-control and what he might inadvertently reveal to the public, Shane asks Ilya to keep away from him during the event. What happens when his ever obedient boyfriend grants him this request and ends up garnering too much attention from someone else?

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    29 Apr 2026

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    caoilfhionn✨@hollanderbackgirl
    Replying to @shanehollandersthong
    bro if I had a nickel every time shane hollander was cancelled online because his weird ass texts with lily were leaked i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

    Shane Hollander likes to think he keeps his image pretty clean. Social media loves finding reasons to disagree.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Social media fics that all involve my close personal friend Kate coming up with some… interesting narratives.

    None of them have anything to do with each other, and they all happen in different universes; the only thing they have in common are the returning Twitter users.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    24 Apr 2026

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    "Please, Rozanov, just tell me what's going on." It is so earnest, so gentle, and Ilya does not deserve it. "Don't leave without—"

    "Hollander," Ilya pleads for him to stop, puts out his hand as a peace offering.

    "Ilya.

    or; ilya has a bad day. shane helps.

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    23 Apr 2026

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