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Misidentification by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2026
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Shen Qingqiu has done what any scholar looking to spare his chrysanthemum would do and memorized the botanical guide of known aphrodisiacs to better avoid the three-hundred something wife plots that the universe was trying to force him into daily. So far, his research has paid off, and he and Binghe have enjoyed seven blissfully aphrodisiac-free weeks. A new record!
(The record doesn't last much longer. Except it kind of does.)
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16 Jul 2026
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incense time by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2026
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The night his Shizun's rut is due to start, alpha Luo Binghe burns a stick of incense to make it smell like there's a fertile omega in the side room, and gets in a little bit over his head. Thankfully, it's everything he ever wanted.
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16 Jul 2026
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in case of spring, break glass by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2026
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Every few years, Qian Cao's senior disciples suffer through a heavenly trial: teaching a sect full of uncomfortable teenagers what to do if they encounter one of Airplane's many, many aphrodisiac plot devices.
This year, head disciple Shen Yuan is in charge of the lectures on Qing Jing Peak.
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i'd fuel the pyre of your enemies by iz_nonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2026
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When Luo Binghe claims Xin Mo, the blade urges him to fulfill his desires for violence, women, and revenge. No one knows what Luo Binghe wants better than Xin Mo, after all--but the more the stallion protagonist conquers, the less satisfied he seems.
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Shen Yuan cosplays by unhinged_crow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jul 2026
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Shen Yuan attends an anime convention dressed as Shen Qingqiu, fully expecting the usual convention chaos and taking pride in his meticulously handcrafted cosplay. While wandering the convention, he encounters an unbelievably convincing Luo Binghe.
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- Part 5 of random SVSSS fics
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09 Jul 2026
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Pork by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2026
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Shen Qingqiu looks at the blood smeared all over the floor. He looks at the bloody cutting board and knife on the counter, devoid of meat. He looks at the puttering pot. He… he wouldn’t…
His mind is adding two plus two, but the answer is coming out blank.
“Binghe,” Shen Qingqiu says - his voice sounds distant from himself, absurdly calm and measured, a little cold. “Exactly what were you doing, sticking knives into yourself?”
Luo Binghe tenses up, looking like a terrified, frozen prey animal. Caught out.
“Your own flesh,” Shen Qingqiu says, far away. “You’ve put it in…?”
“It’s not bad,” Luo Binghe says desperately. He looks at Shen Qingqiu plaintively, almost begging. “Shizun, it’s not bad. I heal from any injury, so not even scars are left behind. Any pain is fleeting, it’s easy for me to ignore it. And-- and meat is meat, isn’t it? It’s still tasty, right? Shizun always loves it so much when I make it.”
‘Always?’
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Luo Binghe has a secret ingredient.
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- Part 41 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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Something's Still Missing by lotus_lemonade for Yakorin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into an abyssal cave dwelling demon and takes in a freshly fallen Luo Binghe. However, his traitorous demon instincts grow territorial with another demon living with him, culminating in the most embarrassing way of staking his claim.
It's especially an issue when some deeply repressed part of him considers the protagonist himself to apparently be something of his he needs to lay claim to.
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05 Jul 2026
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A Letter to Binghe by notraizel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2026
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When a milestone event for Proud Immortal Demon Way gives readers the opportunity to write a letter of support to the protagonist, Shen Yuan uses this as an opportunity to directly voice his complaints of the story to Airplane. In order to bypass the moderators, Shen Yuan writes a ridiculously long "guide" for Luo Binghe, leaving the last few pages as his actual message to Airplane. Unexpectedly, the letter gets lost along the way.
Meanwhile, Luo Binghe discovers an odd stack of papers which seem to be addressed to him, the messenger going by the name of Peerless Cucumber.
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do i have your attention? by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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Luo Binghe, known online as the streamer Junshang, likes Peerless Cucumber's literary critique streams a normal amount. Totally.
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- Part 10 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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22 Jun 2026
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Splintered Threads by minarenny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2026
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When Shizun’s soul disappears, Luo Binghe vows that he will do anything, anything to get him back. Even if that means working with horrible alternate versions of himself in order to succeed.
He just hadn’t been expecting the actual price to be what it was.
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Medicine and Memories by FallacyFallacy for Eat0crow
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2026
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Luo Binghe and Shen Qinqiu reminisce on the first day they met.
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hurts to be somewhere cause you gotta stay there by JRaylin441
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2026
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It takes Shen Qingqiu a shameful amount of time to realize that he is stuck in a time loop.
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Wife Plot #1 by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2026
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【 Quest objective: Help Luo Binghe lose his virginity before time runs out! 】
That would be easier if Shen Qingqiu hadn't been transformed into the most inconvenient body possible—a teenage girl. How is she supposed to hook her white lotus protagonist up with any of his wives when everyone thinks Shen Qingqiu is the wife?! The only wife, too?!! System!! Explain!!!
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- Part 6 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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(”What do you think?” Multiple times, Rover has asked him that same question. As if looking for steady footing on sinking sands or deepening waters, he turns to Luuk with naked uncertainty.
Rover has always known what he should do. It isn’t the question of 'what' that plagues him, but the 'why' and 'what-ifs'.
He needed the courage to make the decision and brave through the possibility of catastrophic failure. There is only so much resolve a man who remembers and knows nothing of himself can have, and Rover needs someone to believe in him so he can trust himself to make that leap.
And in his eyes, that someone is Luuk.)
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11 Jun 2026
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“It was a calculated risk,” Luuk says as he traces a hand up his upper body, bringing attention to the golden veins pulsing over his skin, crawling like barbed vines and fracture lines into the stark white of the bandages wrapped around his stomach and chest. Glaringly bright like a reminder of what it truly meant for someone to have the golden serum flowing through their veins. “It will heal up in a few days."
'That’s not the problem.' Rover wants to tell him. 'But you don’t see it that way, do you?'
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11 Jun 2026
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rebalancing by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2026
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Luo Binghe was supposed to be an alpha! It was his destiny!! He was supposed to be the most alpha-est alpha to ever walk the pages of Zhongdian Literature!! What the fuck happened?!
"Sooo... you remember that paper that came out way back when?" Shang Qinghua said, eyeing the fan nervously. "About secondary genders being influenced by the presentations and scents pups grew up around? And how they would present based on what was needed most for the 'proto-pack' back when we were cavemen or whatever?"
Shen Qingqiu froze. "That's pseudo-science. It was debunked instantly."
"I thought it was fun," Shang Qinghua said innocently.
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05 Jun 2026
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The Stallion protagonist - Is a Omega?! by Sheep (Hadria)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2026
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“Yang, Shizun?” The way Binghe’s button nose wrinkled as he uttered the words, as if he had tasted something foul, was, objectively speaking, adorable.
“Yes, Yang, it is quite common for young Alphas like Binghe to have more Yang energy than is normal for a Beta or Omega cultivator.” Shen Qingqiu took another sip of the tea; even cold, the taste was still exceptional. A perfect demonstration of the protagonist’s culinary skills.
“But, Shizun, this disciple is an Omega.”
“…?”
Eh?
Or the one where Shen Qingqiu discovers that Luo Binghe is an omega and reacts as anyone would in his place, which is to try to put a baby in him, of course, and make his damn body function as it should. It's all the system's fault, he's sure of it.
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- Part 1 of Lovely boy
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a new way to come into yourself by Sinister_Queer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2026
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Luo Binghe would teach him a lesson, teach the kind Shizun and teach the idiotic and childish version of himself.
A floral sweetness bursts over his tongue as he bites into the bun, fangs piercing the custard center. He tears the flesh, swallowing without thought before he devours the rest of the pathetic gift left behind. Serves them right. Both of them.
"Was it good, Ge?"
(aka: Bingmei teaches Bingge a lesson in self-love <3... and also why Bingge should stop breaking into their universe.)
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31 May 2026
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The Place Where He Inserted the Blade by ExoticGhosts
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2026
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During his trial at Huan Hua Palace, a disciple mistakenly puts the Diadem of Life's Purpose on Shen Qingqiu instead of the Diadem of Unsavory Truths! Shen Qingqiu must get through this trial with this minor truth-compelling artifact and then go on to fulfill his 'life's purpose' in order to remove the crown!
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Title from the song The Place Where He Inserted the Blade by Black Country, New Road.
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Shen Qingqiu smiled. He opened his mouth. This one's purpose is to make sure Luo Binghe grows up well, he went to say.
That was not what he said.
He watched as the words left his mouth, as his sect's faces dropped. Yue Qingyuan and Luo Binghe turned pale. Qi Qingqi, confused. Mu Qingfang, upset but not surprised. Liu Qingge and the various disciples, angry.
"This one's purpose in life is to die."
"What do you mean by that, shixiong?" Mu Qingfang asked softly.
Shen Qingqiu quickly thought of a way to mitigate. Well, isn't everyone's purpose in life to die? Is that not the circle of life? He means to say.
Instead, what comes out of his mouth is, "My sole purpose in life is to be murdered and allow those I have wronged to enact their revenge."Bookmarked by fatuitous
29 May 2026