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“D’you want ice cream?” Red Hood asked, and Tim blinked.
“Ice cream?” Tim asked, a little incredulous.
Hood shrugged before he answered. “Seeing people die is a traumatic experience. Seeing people be murdered even more so. Come on, consider it an apology for any additional trauma I may have caused you.”
Tim didn’t know what possessed him to agree.
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Jason takes one look at Tim and his first thought is to hug him, not kill him. Otherwise known as the world in which Jason decides that Bruce does not deserve to have Robins. The obvious solution? Steal all his Robins before he can mess them up any further.
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Jason listens to everything that Talia has to show him about the imposter who replaced him. He listened to everything she had planned, for him and for Damian.
And then he decides, fuck it.It spirals from there.
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Pretending to Love You (Shouldn't Be This Easy) by CoralHoneyRose
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
05 Jan 2024
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Following the war with Plegia, the Ylissean Council is putting pressure on Chrom to announce an engagement by his next birthday. Since he is uninterested in courting while still learning how to rule, Robin suggests that he pretend he is already in a relationship to get the council off his back. What she did *not* anticipate was Chrom telling the council that she is the one he is courting...
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- Part 1 of Chrobin Fake Dating
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13 Oct 2025
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How To Become All This (you just gestured to all of me) by Havernel
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
23 Jun 2026
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This, is Berk.
It’s twelve days North of hopeless, and a few degrees South of freezing to death. It’s located solidly on the meridian of misery.And that's all you need to know, because Hiccup decided he wouldn't stay any longer.
Killing a dragon? Not his plan.
Disappointing his father? As usual.
Becoming a living legend by taming the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself, destroying the Red Death, annoying the hell out of Drago and saving Berk? Not in his agenda.Unfortunately for him, this last statement was not his call.
Fortunately for us, this is the story.The storm was still raging around them.
The darkness was profound, and the only source of light was the occasional lightning.
Under such a weather, some would hide and many would pray, but Hiccup was done begging for mercy. The night had become his cloak, the thunder his ally. Death and terror were his signature.
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24 Jun 2025
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I’m Falling for you (Now we’re both Falling) by Milaley, ziazippy5379
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
16 Feb 2026
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Danny Fenton is just your average big city paramedic living in one of the most dangerous cities there is: Gotham. Or is he? What most people don't know is he is a retired superhero from the small town of Amity Park known as Phantom. After the burn out that comes from being a lone teenage hero and a difficult reveal to his parents he decides he needs to get away. And what better city than Gotham for a man who loves to help in medical crises.
Dick Grayson: detective by day, superhero by night. Well that's what he was until the reality of working for the Bludhaven police department set in and his depression took over. Now he's quit his day job and works for his adoptive father's charitable organization. But that doesn't stop him from continuing his superhero work as the one and only Nightwing.
But when these two soulmates meet on a rooftop at night and their timers run out, happily ever after isn’t as easily achieved as one might think.
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Naruto gets promoted after the chunin exams and Shikamaru tries to avoid his growing curiosity.
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Naruto and Shikamaru go back in time to their genin days and end up in the middle of the Chunin exams. All they have to do is save the world from certain destruction - easy enough. M/M slow burn
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Basically one-shot/multi-shot fics of ShikaNaru (the Naru meaning Naruko), ranging in AUs and states of relationships, e.g. married, dating, or just barely realizing their interest in each other. This is more of a writing dump than a cohesive work, so be prepared to jump around a lot. Rating may change.
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He just wanted to become a typical Jōnin, marry a normal woman, have two kids, boy and girl in that order, and live a relatively simple life. However, life doesn't seem to want to work out that way. Not when your wife is the future Rokudaime Hokage, Jinchūriki of the Nine-tails, and a trouble magnet. How troublesome. Fem!Naruto/Shikamaru
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The chakra construct in your gut might be an eldritch abomination, but he assures you you're not mad, not yet.
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An eldritch abomination, a girl with dreams of creating a peaceful world, and a binding vow.
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- Part 1 of eternal, undying, and endless.
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Naruto thought people trusted him. He thought they started to like him.
But why couldn't he be right for once? Why can't he just get a happy ending?Warning: Violence
Thank you Blaze for offering to be my beta for this project of mine!
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05 Jul 2022
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Naruto's troublesome teammate, Sai, uses his sealing prowess to send his girlfriend and Dickless back to an undetermined but important date in their past.
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Madara is tired of endless war.
Izuna is tired of his brothers dying.
Kakashi is very confused why he's found himself in the middle of a battlefield generations before he's supposed to be born.
AKA- Kakashi goes back in time, accidentally saves a life, and finds too much joy in tormenting Uchiha Madara
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Trust Naruto to try her best at making new friends, and accidentally start a revolution along the way. Or how Naruto, her friends and their soulmates fix the world without even really trying. (Soulmate AU where whatever you write on your skin also appears on your soulmate's. / FemNaru x Shisui)
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The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died.
Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine.
Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.
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- Part 1 of Six Years Series
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Mix in Juubi's bijuudama, two Susanoo, few Mangekyou Sharingan, the power of Rinnegan, the chakra of the Kyuubi, some Ninjutsu, add some uncanny sort of luck, and you will get one dimensionally misplaced Jinchuuriki. Or where Naruto and Kurama are thrown into another world that is as messed up as their own.
(Dimension travel/parallel world universe/alternative history)
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He knows his name, Uzumaki Naruto, but what does it mean? Where does Uzumaki come from? Is that really even his name? It can’t be a standard name they give orphans, because even when he still stayed in the orphanage, he was the only one with that name. Plenty of kids had no last name at all, which makes it more believable that Uzumaki is his real family name.
But what does that mean? Who are the Uzumaki? Is he the only one left? How can he find out? Were his family shinobi? Merchants? Regular civilians?
He is determined to find out.
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And it kind of spirals from there in ways he never could have imagined. Who knew that posing a simple question would change his life zo dramatically?
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- Part 1 of What it means to be an Uzumaki AU