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    notok
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    I sincerely believe this establishment is a money laundering front or some other nefarious scheme because they definitely don’t sell food that’s actually intended for people to eat

    no1supreme
    ★★★★★
    the owner is so magnanimous and kindhearted that he is willing to accept customers who are trash not even fit to breathe the same air as him

    OR: hua cheng is very active on the yelp page for xie lian’s cafe

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t deserve the “Season 3” Good Omens Finale. Neither did the world. The duo finds a way through the Garden and Book of Life to a happy ending.

    May it bring comfort to the afflicted.

    (Canon-compliant until 01:26:00 of S3, then diverges in a way that is compliant with the full canon up to that point.)

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    14 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    When Al-Haitham seats himself, he finds Kaveh already looking at him. “Kaveh,” he says.

    “Hello, teammate,” Kaveh says, appearing to decide on a smile that comes across a little like a grimace. Or maybe that’s on purpose. “It’s been a while. Actually, I feel like I never speak to you. Ever. Even at any of the several games we’ve played against each other. But now we’re roommates. Isn’t it funny how life works out?”

    Years after being drafted to different professional hockey teams, Kaveh gets traded to Sumeru and becomes roommates with Al-Haitham.

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    02 May 2026

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    29 Mar 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Here was the risk that Ratio had been anticipating. He made a move to enter, but beyond the doorless opening he heard a sound.

    “Dr. Ros.” It was Aventurine. Ratio suppressed a groan. How could he be so stupid? Didn’t he know that this room was what Eosphoros-I was famous for? He prepared to stride inside and drag whoever was there out to a proper meeting room—

    —before he stopped short at the sight of himself.

    On a distant planet slated for IPC acquisition, there exists a room designed to extract one’s deepest desires.

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    22 Mar 2026