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    “Holy fucking shit, it all makes sense now. Lily is a dominatrix.”

    Or: Hayden is connecting the dots. Maybe.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “I should’ve done less research,” Hayden mutters to himself. “I would love to know less.”

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    Lily:
    I want to see you tonight.

    Oh, that was safe. A classic really. Ilya went to type something deeply horny as a followup to get Shane riled up before he got to the hotel room, but he blinked and saw he had already sent a second text.

    Lily:
    I want to hold you close, and find out if you have any new freckles. I need to know, so next time I picture you, I do it right.

    Ilya throws his phone across the room. It hits the wall, where it falls to the floor and lays face-up, screen dark. Oh, this was bad.

     

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    Ilya gets truth spelled. What secrets could possibly slip out?

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "And is like I said, very easy to do. You just lay back and let someone else do work. Could do it in my sleep, would not be problem at all for me to come hands-free.”

    Hollander scowled, full competitive personality shining through. “Prove it.”

    “Fine, I will,” Ilya snapped back.

    Hollander's eyes went wide, and so did Ilya's when he realized what he had promised. His words hung in the air between them, suddenly heavy with implication.

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    Ilya doesn't think switching with Hollander one time for the sake of settling a bet will change anything about their arrangement, and it certainly wouldn't make him discover anything about himself. Afterall, it would only be one time, right?

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “Ilya,” Shane moved closer to Ilya, close enough now to lean in and kiss him, and said, “Ilya, I really fucking want to be that for you. I want to be nice to you. I can't keep pretending I don’t like you. And I want to take care of you sometimes, if you’ll just let me.”

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    In between when Shane and Ilya return to their teams after getting benched and the start of the playoffs, there's still one more week of the regular season. During that week, there is therapy by proxy, a request for emotional support nudes, a romantic declaration about pizza toppings, a disagreement about who turned who gay and another disagreement about whether Montreal Voyageurs games are better than porn.

    Ilya: Reporter got my number and is asking what I think about parliament trying to ban conversion therapy
    Ilya: What the fuck is conversion therapy?

    Shane: No idea, maybe it's actually good my team won't let me talk to reporters

    Ilya: Am googling this is evil shit. Lucky you didn't know about this you would have tried to send yourself before I finished converting you to my dick

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya smirks. "Is funny, because if anything I was the one who turned you gay."

    "Fuck off." Although, Shane's sexual orientation has basically been Ilya Rozanov and no one else will do since he was eighteen, so maybe Ilya isn't necessarily wrong.

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    His father would accuse him of being weak, of letting his heart lead him to stupid places. But for once in his life, Ilya can’t bring himself to care about this. He wants Shane. He wants to coax his boyfriend into ordering takeout from that place they like around the corner from Ilya’s apartment and cheating on his diet a little. Then he wants to blow him on the couch, and he wants Shane to ride him. They can shower afterwards and put some highlights on the TV before falling asleep and ignoring Shane’s alarm the next morning. He wants the peace they had at the cottage during the season, to steal those moments and get to exhale.

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    Inspired by this tweet by @paulasoldestson: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

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    13 Jun 2026