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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Egbert, you order the same damn thing every time. A burger with nothing but a patty. No bun. No toppings. No sauce. Just a singular patty, and you make direct eye contact while you do it.”

    June only shrugged at this, tapping her painted fingernails rhythmically against the brick wall. She still bore a shit-eating grin on her face. “Minimalism is in. Either way, I can only afford the barest of bones.”

    Dave snorted, shaking his head. “You’re terrorising minimum wage fast food workers for sport.”
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    Or, June Egbert has a passion for pissing off the employee at Grubshack - Karkat Vantas. Dave tells her to commit to the bit, and things quickly escalate.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Fast food employee karkat goes through hell for the blue girl

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    It had been two and a half years since John turned into a troll, and he still hadn't adjusted. The council sends in Karkat to teach John about all the fine parts about being a troll.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Troll au johnkat … gentle also

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    John and Karkat have been together for a while, but John still feels weird about the whole "gay sex" thing. Karkat lets him approach it at his own pace.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Ohmygodddddd🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Anonymous asked: BT guys shower gangbang fantasy/embarassing wet dream?

    (yay for fishing old prompts out of the abyss! weirdass floaty dream ahoy. contain vague dream porn, stealth angst and dreamy creepiness. also probably happens either during the first half of chapter 7 or before chpt7 entirely.)

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    24 Oct 2025

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    My boyfriends (:B

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Dirk Strider has sworn off romance after his utter failure of a relationship with Jake English. Even after years on Earth C, the Prince of Heart remains more alone than ever. It's just the way he wants it.

    And then, out of nowhere, Karkat won't leave him the fuck alone. By all rights, Dirk should tell him that he's wasting his time.

    So why doesn't he want to?

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Great one