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    [Unknown number]: Never took you for one to question orders.
    [You]: Never took you for one to put personal life before our job.

    Simon waited patiently under the overhanging lip of the hangar. The Kevlar of his glove crinkled as his fingers curled around the hand of his duffle bag. The rain created a gentle buzz against the metal.

    It took a while for the other bubble to appear, as if the other person – most likely Price, judging by the vocabulary used in the texts – was thinking about the right thing to say.

    And the right thing it was, when the words fluttered on Simon’s phone screen.

    [Unknown number]: About time you put yours first, though.

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    Or; Simon is deployed for the first time since the beginning of your relationship. Instead of finding purpose in keeping the world clean, he finds it in keeping himself alive, because he's never been this eager to come home.

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    DESPERATE!!! PhD STUDENT LOOKING FOR A FLATMATE. NO SPECIFIC GENDER OR AGE AS LONG AS YOU CAN PAY RENT ON TIME. Two-bedroom flat, third floor, no elevator. If interested, please contact this number.

    At the end of the flyer, the paper was cut into tear-off strips, so that interested individuals could rip the section with the phone number.

    He liked that first word: desperate. He wondered if this person was as desperate as he was. Would they accept a man who wore a balaclava and looked proper sketchy? How desperate were they, really, if he asked to rent on verbal agreement – no contracts, no signatures whatsoever?

    He decided he wanted to test that before he died of mold poisoning.

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    Or; Simon has to lie low and go dark for an undefined period of time. While trudging along the unbearably long, dark alley that's his life, he finds the light at the end of tunnel, and it's shaped like you.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Harpy Gaz X clueless human

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    26 Jun 2026

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    The humming turned into a muffled shriek when, instead of fallen leaves, her fingers met fabric. A man lay sprawled on the forest floor, face down and not moving. She gently lifted the hood of his cloak, her eyes scanning for blood. She gasped when she saw his ears – pointed.

    Fae.

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    A young widow comes across an unconscious, ill faerie and nurses him back to health. He likes being in her bed and makes it his mission to stay there.

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    “I believe I asked you to call me Kyle, once,” he says, giving you an amused smile.

    You don’t frown but it’s a close thing. “I don’t think that would be - appropriate,” you manage. The same response you had given him back then as well, you think.

    He frowns instead, and you feel guilt curdle like lukewarm tea in your belly. You shuffle, taking note of how he leans back. You want him back in your space, want the heat of his attention.

    “I’m sorry,” you add, desperate for him to not look sad again. You think about his face, searching in the dark of your stairway. It’s impossible to reconcile that he had proposed to spend his life with you. And you cannot even extend the kindness of his name towards him. “Kyle,” you add, before you can stop yourself.

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    or: the world ends, and it's only you and the man you barely know who wants to marry you. VICTORIAN, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!AU

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    24 Jun 2026