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    Will just wants to get through his best man duties with as little drama (and as much alcohol) as possible. Sure, the bride he's standing with is his ex, and sure, he might have made out with the other best man at the bachelorette party — but that's not the biggest problem. Will's far more concerned with the fact that his fellow Best Man might just be a killer, and that may not stop them from making out again...

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    Dev smashed Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, and a Pepé Le Pew cartoon into a fic because no one was supervising her.

    Fic is complete and will update Wednesdays

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    04 Oct 2025

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    AAAAARGH SO GOOD YES YES TES WOOF WJANSH

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/45431431?view_full_work=true
    Better Man
    Devereauxs_Disease
    Summary: Will just wants to get through his best man duties with as little drama (and as much alcohol) as possible. Sure, the bride he's standing with is his ex, and sure, he might have made out with the other best man at the bachelorette party — but that's not the biggest problem. Will's far more concerned with the fact that his fellow Best Man might just be a killer, and that may not stop them from making out again... OR Dev smashed Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic and Old Lace, and a Pepé Le Pew cartoon into a fic because no one was supervising her.

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    When Hannibal pops up next to Will in an FBI Academy graduation photo, the result is innocent enough...until Will's coworkers play with photoshop and make the image so much worse. Will would laugh it off, but it seems he can't take a picture without Hannibal showing up in the background.

    Can Will shake his persistent photo buddy? And more importantly...does he want to?

     

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    26 Dec 2023

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    HOLY DHIT THID WAS PERFECT ENENENNRNGNW JFJJ AAAAAA
    Will had considered coming clean one night as he and Hannibal sipped wine by the fire, but he just couldn’t see himself murmuring out a metaphoric confession that sounded right.

    He could just see himself leaning forward, eyes catching the flames of the fire as he held up his wine:

    " Do you know where the word clue comes from Hannibal? It comes from the ancient Greek clew, meaning a ball of twine. It was with this clew that Theseus navigated the labyrinth and escaped the Minitour. But tell me, Hannibal — do all men want to escape the monster? Or do some merely find themselves entangled in their own clews, only to meet the thing they flee in the dark? Do you think you’ll get a clue and fuck me soon?"
    BRO TBIS FIC OSS9 GOOX

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    Adam has spent most of his life trying not to be "the weird guy". But attending a Halloween party filled with people he doesn't know and food he doesn't like may test his ability to mask in public. Lucky for him a party crasher might just have a solution to that problem.

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    Nigel is out here ready to steal your man - you've all been warned.

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    22 Dec 2023

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    djdjsj genhinely one of my all time faves, the gluif chemistry in the dialogue is INSAN????
    asnxjdjfjhfhd and ghe slight angst with beth i just sjfndjcnjf

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    Hannibal and Will get the paparazzi treatment from Freddie Lounds. One handles it better than the other.

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    27 Dec 2023

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    christ this is funny as fuck

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    Several days passed, and that’s when she met Will Graham for the first time. He stormed into her shop, wild curls blowing in the cold wind. His jaw was set tightly, anger burning hot in his eyes. “Can- can I help you?”
    “Yeah,” he drawled. “I need an arrangement that says, ‘Fuck you, I hope you fucking die in a fire.’ You have flowers that will say that?”
    She blinked at him, completely at a loss. “Uh. Well, yes? In a way, yes.”
    “I want them to know I hate them. I don’t forgive them. That the light of friendship won’t touch us for a thousand years. I want... I want him to know that he’s the fucking worst.”

    Penny owns a flower shop in Baltimore. She gets caught in the middle of Hannibal and Will's bullshit, and helps navigate them towards a possible reconciliation.

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    21 Jan 2024

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    THIS WAS FANTASTIC WOW

    i lovedddddd the kind of crack nature of the flower messages ngnenf
    AND will's angry/stupid cards lmao

    'With a discrete look around the store, she cracked the envelope open to read what he wrote.

    ‘The pig wasn’t the only thing that was long. I thought about you all day, Hannibal. All day.’ '

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/42982671
    Flower Language
    Shotgun_sinner
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    Several days passed, and that’s when she met Will Graham for the first time. He stormed into her shop, wild curls blowing in the cold wind. His jaw was set tightly, anger burning hot in his eyes. “Can- can I help you?”
    “Yeah,” he drawled. “I need an arrangement that says, ‘Fuck you, I hope you fucking die in a fire.’ You have flowers that will say that?”
    She blinked at him, completely at a loss. “Uh. Well, yes? In a way, yes.”
    “I want them to know I hate them. I don’t forgive them. That the light of friendship won’t touch us for a thousand years. I want... I want him to know that he’s the fucking worst.”

    Penny owns a flower shop in Baltimore. She gets caught in the middle of Hannibal and Will's bullshit, and helps navigate them towards a possible reconciliation.