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Not Another Supersoldier Fantasy by triedunture
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Sep 2014
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Bucky finds a popular sex toy modeled on Captain America's own anatomy. Well, isn't this just perfect? Because even after all this time, he still hasn’t seen Steve’s supersoldier cock. But apparently in this day and age anyone with $29.95 can get a decent replica. The unfairness of this is of galactic proportions.
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17 Jul 2026
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(760): I literally cut myself out of my pants. Waste. Of. Money. by relenafanel
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
12 Feb 2015
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Hey friend of Sam’s can I get an opinion on this outfit? Bucky texted, attaching the selfie taken in Sam’s bathroom mirror.
He received an answer almost immediately. Bucky was almost expecting a lecture, or at least a concerned question about who had stolen Sam’s phone.
He got neither.
New text from Steve:
What do you want it to say?Or: Bucky strikes up a flirtation with a stranger over text message in the month leading up to Valentine's Day.
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- Part 1 of Sex Pants
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17 Jul 2026
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Body Studies by Ark for triedunture
Fandoms: Captain America, The Avengers (2012), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
18 Dec 2012
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Bucky wants Steve to draw him. Bucky's bored enough to model, and that's -- that's --
“That's -- a fun idea,” Steve supplies, fingers tight around his pencil. “I mean, we could try that if you wanted to.” Is his palm sweating on the pencil? “It'd be pretty boring for you, though, I guess.”
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16 Jul 2026
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Bucky is still adjusting to life with the Avengers, and Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make him feel comfortable. Increasingly, though, what seems to make him comfortable is strangely intimate.
Surprise, Steve! You're a gentle dom and Bucky wants to be your pretty pet!
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15 Jul 2026
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Unusual Weather by novembersmith
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jul 2014
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Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm.
It doesn’t go well.
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15 Jul 2026