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So Do the Proud Men Die by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.
Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.
So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.
Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.
At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.
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He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.
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No Me Mires Con Esos Ojos (Don't Look at Me with Those Eyes) by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 May 2026
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Keith can't sleep. He's been trying, really, he has, but to no avail. It's not his fault that Lance is just so... Lance. So, he spends his nights actually being productive instead of lying awake and fantasizing about something — someone — he knows he'll never have.
Lance can't sleep. Fucking Keith keeps leaving his room in the middle of the night. So, he gets sick of it. Man, he's gonna get pranked so hard.
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“You're terrible at this,” Lance observed, dryly. The flush on Keith's cheeks darkened. “I don't think I've ever met anyone worse at lying than you, actually.”
“Fuck off,” Keith grumbled, though he was unable to muster any real hatred in his tone. Then, softer, “I'm not lying.”
Lance hummed, unconvinced.
“I'll tell you what,” he said, spreading his hands placatingly. “I'll stop nagging you about this if you admit that I'm the better pilot.”
Keith scoffed. “So you do want me to lie to you?”
Lance gaped at him. “Rude!” -
Robots and Pancakes With Abs by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Wade Wilson has been in love with Spider-Man for quite some time now, and wants nothing more than to see his face. Things go a little sideways when Wade invites Spidey over to his house for some pancakes.
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the parting glass (rocky's version) by DwarvesLikeShinyThings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace reaches the end of a very, very long life on Erid. Rocky and the Eridians say goodbye.
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And Home Followed With Us by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up in space... and he's not alone.
All three members of the Hail Mary wake up en route to the Tau Ceti system. One of them doesn't know who he is. All the answers they need are here for them to find, deep in interstellar space. They just don't know it yet.
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
24 Jun 2026
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AHHH! So, so SO good! I just adored the characterization of Grace's crew. AHHHHHGG!!
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We know the story of how Project Hail Mary ends (if not, finish the book bc spoilers obv). Rocky and Ryland go to Erid together, where it’s up to the reader to decide whether or not Ryland ever returns to earth.
But what if they never went to Erid in the first place?
What if Rocky had joined Ryland on the journey to Earth?- Language:
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
24 Jun 2026
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AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE. I adored this premise and the characters are so well written. It has the slight spark of realism that the original book has and AHHGHGAGG!!
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
22 Jun 2026
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Basically the catalyst of the new wave of bloody mary fanfiction, lol. I liked how it interwove their two worlds, it was well done!! 👎👎
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there