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"Steven Grant Rogers," a voice said from somewhere near Steve's front door. "Professional inker. Maybe you'd like to explain why you're leaving us messages about our good friend Bucky?"
The redhead currently pinning Steve to the couch said, "Really?"
"Alright, her good friend Bucky. My tolerated friend Bucky."
"My phone's on the table," Steve ground out. "Grab it, have a look at the last picture."
The guy grabbed it, and his obvious double-take would have been funny if Steve wasn't being crushed into his couch. He held it out and the redhead peered at it. "It could be fake."
"That's right," Steve said, digging down for all the sarcasm that existed in his skinny body. "I scribbled all over my own thighs and took a photo so I could lure a pair of hostile weirdos to my apartment. That's how I enjoy spending my time."
"You know what this means, right?" the guy said, sounding deeply bemused. "Bucky has a soulmate."
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Humanoids are terrible. Odo likes animal-forms much better.
So when the Federation moves into Deep Space Nine, Odo is not a security officer. Instead Odo harasses Quark, makes enemies of O'Brien, and causes problems on purpose in the shape of a Cardassian vole.
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remembrances ⊻ memoria by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
26 Oct 2022
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The first time Clint gets assassinated by the Winter Soldier, he doesn't see it coming, which is quite a testament to the guy's skills. Clint dies all the time, but usually he's aware that it's happening. It's been decades since anyone caught him off-guard like this.
"Coward!" he yells down the dark alley he was ambushed from, as soon as his larynx is healed enough to function. "Get back here and murder me to my face!"
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Never mind, it's over your head by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Sep 2024
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“So what have you been up to this weekend?”
“Family picnic,” Peter says.
“Oh, great, great fun,” Tony says and swipes away from the article about Spider-Man wrestling a giant spider on the roof of the Chrysler building.
It’s quite obvious that Tony knows he is Spider-Man, but decided not to acknowledge it; decided to keep the secret going. For what reason, Peter doesn’t know. Maybe Tony thinks he can use the information in his favor, or maybe he just doesn’t want Peter to freak out. Either way, it serves Peter just fine, because Tony tries so hard to keep up his oblivious act that he never prods too hard or looks too deep.
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A roomba, a raccoon and a new recruit by Bergen, happyaspie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Oct 2024
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Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
Which meant Tony needed to meet him.
