gerascophobia



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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.

    He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.

    Shane is making space for Ilya.

     

    (or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    Kid’s smirk deepens. “Told you,” he mutters, voice rough. “This is what you came here for, isn’t it? Little bitch needs his brain fucked outta his skull.”
    Killer laughs again, softer, but just as amused. “You’re such an asshole, Kid.” He props himself up on his elbows, watching them with lazy interest. “I don’t think you could be nice if your life depended on it.”
    “Good thing it doesn’t.” Kid’s grin is sharp, wicked. His gaze flicks back to Law, considering. “Well, Trafalgar? You gonna stand there all night, or are you actually gonna admit what you want?”

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    Law's struggling to untangle the way he feels about Kid and the way he feels about Luffy. So? The only logical solution is to get blackout drunk and figure out a way to rearrange his guts and maybe, accidentally, his whole damn heart.

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    Donquixote Doflamingo was not born in the North Blue, but he was raised in it.

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