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“Ed? Are you feeling alright? Should I call Med—”
“Pon farr,” Ed interrupts him in a burst, apropos of nothing, and Stede blinks at him.
Then, his face goes darkly green, blushing so quickly that Ed takes a second to worry that he’s going to lose consciousness.
In the end, though, Stede just chokes out, “What?”
“I know, I know about— pon farr,” Ed elaborates. “I know you’re going through it right now.”
Stede stares at him still, unblinking, apparently weighing his options. Ed watches his expression flicker; he apparently discards several different things he could say before finally settling on the truth, replying with, “I can assure you, I will not let it affect my duties on board our ship as your co-captain.”
for ofmd kinktober, day fourteen: fuck or die and "god, your mouth."
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Bookmarked by gl_Foxx
09 Apr 2026
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A blizzard rolls in, and Stede is worried about the mailman. His fears are confirmed when Ed crashes the mail truck outside his house. Stede brings him inside to take care of his bruises. Ed can't leave because of the snow, so they'll have to find some creative ways to occupy their time together.
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- Part 26 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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27 Jan 2026
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The Hounds of Love by AppleTeeth, CuriosityRocks, self_induljennt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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Following his return to a life of piracy, Stede is desperate to get back to Ed - so much so, he's willing to use magic offered by a dodgy man in a fetching outfit. The spell whisks him back to the Revenge, but things are odd - not least, everyone seems to want to pet him.
Can he get back with Ed when he's an adorable corgi, or will Ed use the crew's new companion as a means to finally get them to mutiny?
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27 Jan 2026
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Of Leap Years and Lighthouses by Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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In Ed's experience, there's nothing quite so effective at snuffing out a crush than the disappointment of a mediocre roll in the hay.
So, Ed has a plan: One quick fuck to get this crush on Stede out of his system.
It's a good plan. Solid, simple, and definitely, one hundred per cent foolproof.
Right?
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21 Dec 2025
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Come to karaoke, Lucius had said. It’s a good crew of regulars, he’d said. It’s not officially a queer bar but it’s definitely a queer bar, he’d said.
One of my friends is one of the most beautiful men on the planet was definitely not one of the phrases he’d used to try and convince Stede to come. Might have achieved his desired outcome a little faster if that had been part of his proposal.
or: eight times Ed and Stede don't have sex after Friday Night Karaoke at Jackie'z, and one time they absolutely, definitely do.
or: karaoke sex chicken: the not quite musical
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15 Oct 2025
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They’ve lived here on the island for half a year, and Ed is happy, of course he is. He wakes up in Stede’s arms more often than not, and on the “not” days Stede is usually up making him tea or arranging fresh flowers on the nightstand.
But every so often Ed catches himself holding his breath. He’ll be looking at Stede in the candlelight and be struck, as if by lightning, with the hurt of that night on the dock, when he waited for Stede until the sun rose. In those moments, Ed feels the world go off-kilter, like he’s looking up at his life from underwater.
While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
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Bookmarked by gl_Foxx
15 Oct 2025
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Soon after their moonlit kiss, Stede gets a leg cramp in the middle of the night. Ed helps him feel better.
(Speculative fic; set shortly after events of season 2 episode 5 “The Curse of the Seafaring Life.”)
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- Part 5 of missing scenes (in timeline order)
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04 Oct 2025
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kinda wanna kiss your boyfriend if you don't mind by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Sep 2025
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“Eddie, you sound stressed,” she tuts, striding into the room and kicking the door closed behind her. Stede watches wordlessly as she climbs onto Ed’s lap, straddling him.
“What are you doing, Annie?” he asks softly, eyes closing when she starts to rub his shoulders.
“Oh come on, we used to have fun like this,” she argues.
His eyes open, glaring at her. “You weren’t very fun tonight.”
Stede has to agree, but even so he watches Ed’s hands travel up her thighs below the robe.
“I think I know what you need,” she tells him, dropping her lips to his neck. Stede holds his breath, shifting uncomfortably in his chair, not quite sure what’s happening.
“Erm…would you like some privacy?”
Anne’s head snaps up, twisting behind to look at him. “No. Care to join us?”
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It’s “Fun and Games” but the house doesn’t burn down, Ed and Stede stay the night, and Anne has some ideas about how to help these two make up.
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22 Sep 2025
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you're the reason i don't want the world to end by endofadream
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Dec 2022
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29 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet finds out that sex roleplay is a thing and, well, you know how much that man likes a good dramatic fuckery.
Featuring reunions, communication, found family, craft therapy, too many baths, mouths absolutely everywhere, a lovely mermaid, sleepover besties, beard burn, clothes porn, quite weird dirty talk, and the making of a legend.
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Bookmarked by gl_Foxx
20 Jun 2025
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Stede has spent his whole life empty. Ed fills him so well.
Though, he never quite expected it to be so literal.
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Stede's first time bottoming. (Bottom Stede Week 2025. Cross posting from Bluesky.)
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- Part 2 of Widogast's Sexy Innkeeper Era Fics
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17 Jun 2025
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On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.
As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…
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Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.
this is my blanket permission for anyone to podfic, remix, repod, make art, or otherwise create derivative works of my fics! All I ask is that you link back to my work as the inspiration.
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15 Jun 2025
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the sun has a wonderfully glorious habit of rising every morning by CartoonMayor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 May 2025
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Stede gets lost on a hike in the mountains. Just when he thinks he might not make it, he discovers a house occupied by a beautiful, naked man watching the sunset. Ed saves him from peril and then saves him in other ways.
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- Part 9 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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01 Jun 2025
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They're co-captains now, sure, that's great and good, but... why is it making Stede so nervous?
ETA: Podfic available right here, thanks as ever to perfect human SD_Ryan
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21 May 2025
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Stede comes back.
Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.
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14 May 2025
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“What do you think about your first gay bar? Feeling at home yet?”
“How could I feel at home?” Stede asks, “I don’t even know if I belong here yet.”
“You’re here with us,” replies Lucius, “so you belong here. Doesn’t matter what you identify as.”
“It matters to me, Lucius”, says Stede, struggling to keep the whiny tone out of his voice. “I’m in my mid forties and I have literally no idea what I want from life, a relationship, even,” he lowers his eyes and his voice, “sex.”********************************************
Stede Bonnet is newly divorced and building a new life. He knows he wants friendship, community, and ideally passion. The problem is, he's got no idea what that means in practice, or how to find it.
Over a series of nights at Jackie's, he'll start to figure out who he really is, and maybe find love along the way.
And being Stede Bonnet, he’s not going to do this in the traditional way.
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10 May 2025
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Stede has another realization.
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30 Apr 2025
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not-AUpril 2025 Canon Increasingly Inaccurately Named Drabbles by veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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I came up with six days of canon-related writing prompts for 2025 not-AUpril so I figured I better write six things. They're all set in canon. They vary in length but are all short. Here they are!
Also I'm real proud of my banners I created for this so I'm including them too.
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Bookmarked by gl_Foxx
20 Apr 2025
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God. God. He couldn’t help but imagine a lecherous smile paired with that hairdo and that shirt. He couldn’t help but see those strands become looser and looser from their amplifying passions. He couldn’t help but envision Ed looking down at him while looking like that, his brown eyes hooded as Stede slipped his lips over his c—
Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
Why in the fuck did Ed have to go fishing.
Stede sees Ed with a certain hairstyle for the first time. His chaste morning does not go as planned.
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17 Apr 2025
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Stede brings his arm up so his cheek has something to rest on, and he breathes a little sharper as he resituates himself, and the entirety of Ed’s body feels like it’s floating with both the residual panic of before, and the overwhelming calm Stede has managed to conjure in this tiny bathroom now. And thank you doesn’t seem anywhere near big enough for what Stede has given him, and Ed’s not sure he’d be able to say it again without his voice breaking something awful, but he can try. He can sure as fuck try.
or: the art of fuckery, but slightly different.
Bookmarked by gl_Foxx
09 Apr 2025
