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Legolas wrote a poem to express his love for a certain dwarf. He did so in an uncommon Elfish language. So he should be safe, right? RIGHT?!
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Armand intends to keep his promise that Daniel will not suffer a lingering death, but something happens to change that.
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In order to stay on Cardassia and continue to rebuild their dilapidated healthcare system Julian agrees to marry Garak. It's a marriage only for legal rights since both assume the other isn't interested.
Suddenly, they are given Ra'Nul, a legal tradition that gives married same sex couples ophrans to raise as their own. Julian didn't know it could happen. Garak assumed it wouldn't.
Baby trapped by the state, they are forced to stay in a relationship and start a family with a man they believe doesn't return their feelings.
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“Are you mad I didn't tell you I was bisexual?” Jack asked point blank.
“It would have been nice,” Robby retorted with a huff.
“Oh?”
“I wouldn't have walked in on you getting railed like a bride on her wedding night,” Robby snapped.
---Jack's blowing off steam with a no string attached friend when Robby walks in on them. Robby has a big reaction to that
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Julian needs to learn about Cardassian anatomy to help his patient, so he goes to Quark, who he knows has been with at least one Cardassian. Only Quark helps him get a clearer picture of a certain Cardassian, and it's very distracting. The sort of distraction that makes you ruin a perfectly good lunch and accidentally insult one of your best friends.
"What am I supposed to say? Well, Garak, I’ve found out how Cardassian reproductive systems work, and now I can’t look you in the eye,” Bashir mused to himself as he lay prone on his bed.
A noise came from the PADD beside his head. He turned and saw an image of Garak before the other man was able to turn off his own device.
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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18 Jul 2026
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There’s a beat of supremely awkward silence.
"I've offended you,” Armand says. “My apologies. I crossed a line.”
Yeah, you fucking did.
“No, that’s – it’s fine. I’ll just need my accountant to crunch the numbers on that one, is all.”
Jesus H. Christ, Molloy, what are you doing, you absolute nutjob?
In which Daniel's best customer asks to meet in person.
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Assad comes to Eric's hotel room with a script and a secret.
Major spoilers for Season 3, Episode 6 of TVL! You have been warned!
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17 Jul 2026
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I’m seeing someone by theknife (angelcuppa)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Jul 2026
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“So this whole fucked up thing we have going,” Daniel says, “It’s… nice.”
“Nice.” Armand repeats, softening. He ghosts his fingers along the collar of Daniel’s jacket, then straightens it. “I see.”
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14 Jul 2026
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a jigsaw falling into place by theknife (angelcuppa)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
09 Jul 2026
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RJ: We see you have recently become reacquainted with the vampire Armand.
RJ: Our information on him is extremely limited…
RJ: But would you like a clue?
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14 Jul 2026