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Roman wants to tear the stars to shreds. He wants to peel back his own dermis and see if the light inside is as blinding as it feels. He is a supernova in a costume, and he is so tired.
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"Don't worry! Patton's going to stay right here. I’m going to chase all the scary thoughts away."
"Janus. A pleasure, I’m sure. Though, 'pleasure' may be a bit of a stretch... Given the company."Roman’s human mind is a fickle, fragile thing, often ill-equipped for the world he faces. His struggle with trauma and intrusive thoughts found a temporary reprieve at ten years old, when an angel manifested to offer solace. However, that fragile peace was shattered when a demon began clawing through the boundaries of his reality, seemingly interested in something from Roman.
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Living with a cold-blooded boyfriend means living with a permanent chill.
Janus is always looking for a warm spot to thaw out, and he isn't afraid to use anyone within reach to get it.
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Virgil had left months ago, leaving behind an echoing absence that refuses to be ignored.
Janus isn't good at telling the truth, and Remus struggles to be kind, but at least the two are together. That's what matters.
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gutsfunk's Sanders Sides Headcanons and Oneshots by gutsfunk
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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It's just headcanons and oneshots. What did you expect?
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Amber lighting and soft shadows frame Logan in a way that makes Roman wish he could freeze time.
Logan's sharp edges of logic dissolve due to sleepy exhaustion, but Roman is more than happy to pull both of their weight tonight.
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Living in a six-hundred-square-foot apartment is hard enough; living in one with a chaotic demon and a dramatic angel is surely a hazard to Virgil's health.
Turns out, Roman and Remus aren't great at human spatial awareness, but they are experts at being entirely too much.
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"Asset, halt. You are endangering proprietary hardware!"
Logan didn't halt. His memory is a corrupted, hyper-saturated mess of cobalt fluid, rumpled expensive clothing, and the terrifyingly rhythmic snap of cybernetic hounds meters behind him. He remembers the suffocating panic of running through the glittering upper crust of the floating metropolis, his artificial lungs screaming, only to lose his footing at the very edge of the sky.
A sudden loss of friction. A symphonic scream lost to the wind. Logan remembers the fall, plunging from the neon-lit heights down into the dark, forgotten world below.
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"I think you’ve been waiting for a reason to go back to being alone, Logan."
All it took was a final fatal slip of the tongue, and the devastating realization that being "right" is the loneliest victory Logan has ever achieved. After three years of trying to bridge the gap between logic and feeling, Logan and Virgil finally break.
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"He wasn't carrying the burden of his own identity alone anymore. He was anchored by the steady, unwavering gravity of the three people who knew exactly who he was."
Human!AU Oneshot, a bit of filler before Roman fully beats his overbearing toxic masculinity.
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- Part 3 of Let Roman Wear "Feminine Clothing"
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As the God of Spring and Creativity, Roman's entire essence is hardwired to rise with the dawn and wake the world.
Unfortunately for his productivity metrics, Remy is the God of Sleep and Comfort- and he has an infinite supply of pillow-soft celestial wings, a hypnotic voice, and zero intention of letting his second-favourite sunshine out of bed just yet.
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- Part 3 of God Games
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Logan Berry treats minds like machines. Roman King is a machine that’s threatening to blow up, despite his shiny exterior. Logan promised he’d remain detached, but Roman’s secrets are the only thing in the world Logan truly wants to own.
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"Oh, I found you. I found my beautiful, handsome boy."
After months of frantic searching, Remy finally tracks Virgil down to Roman's golden veranda.
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- Part 2 of God Games
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Remus needs to learn how to use a front door. Or, at the very least, stop throwing ancient deities across dimensions whenever Janus complains about his scales getting damp.
When Virgil is violently dropped off at Roman's estate- causing a localized climate crisis and ruining three centuries of immaculate landscaping- Roman is ready to wage a holy war. But behind the lightning bolts and freezing rain, the God of Fear is just profoundly overwhelmed.
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- Part 1 of God Games
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"Like a hyper-saturated, vibrant emerald that felt like it had burned itself into Logan's retinas."
Sanders Sides superhero/vigilante AU
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"Virgil didn't argue. He reached down, thin fingers fumbling with the drawstring of Roman’s pyjama pants until they gave way. Roman let out a choked sound, his head hitting the headboard with a dull thud."
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"His head knocked back against the headboard, his eyes squeezed shut as he tried to stifle the sound of his own hitching breath.
On the screen, the dark nest of blankets shifted."
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"Underneath the desk, tucked away in the shadows of the kneehole, Virgil was on his knees. He hadn’t said a word, but his intent was loud and clear. He looked up at Patton through his bangs, a mischievous, dark glint in his eyes that was rarely seen outside of their private moments. Without a hint of hesitation, Virgil reached for the button of Patton’s khakis."
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Logan Berry believes in logic, evidence, and the sanctity of a well-placed syllogism. Virgil Vane believes in cheap shots, crude language, and winning by any means necessary.
They are, by far, the two youngest and best debaters in their college circuit, and at the age of 18, they loathe each other with a bone-deep intensity.Supposedly.
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"He wasn't demanding his presence to be known, like usual, but he was standing tall. Roman cleared his throat and rubbed the dull circle under one eye, the old theatricality returning in a mellow, more genuine hue."
Human!AU Oneshot of Roman struggling with his own masculinity
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- Part 2 of Let Roman Wear "Feminine Clothing"