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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    Do you know how it feels to walk into your home, the place where you pay for the furniture and the fancy soap and at least half the takeout, and find your boyfriend—yes, boyfriend, we’re saying it now—typing up botanical metaphors about your mental health?

    He compared me to a plant. An actual plant. Not even a cool one. Not like a cactus or a tree that kills things. A houseplant. With leaves that need dusting and vines that creep and god help me, rotating. Like I’m some delicate ficus that needs whispering affirmations and filtered sunlight.

    So yeah.

    I’m retaliating.
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    Or, exactly what it says on the tin, a (counter-)guide that will help your own Mike Ross (and/or puppy) thrive — courtesy of (exasperated) Harvey Specter

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Keith's been on a BoM for three months and makes a late night return. Things get emotional and Lance does his best to comfort his boyfriend.

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    11 Oct 2024

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    Lance called Keith names all the time. They were originally ones like "moron" and "mullet". So, when did they become so affectionate?

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    18 Jul 2024

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    The book is suddenly heavy in his hands, a foreign weight almost like holding a small child for the first time. It was plain, simple, a pastel blue with only a few of the first pages filled out. The edges are a little charred, but the book itself is mainly intact. The book is emotional, like it has its own mind; its own thoughts. Minho has to set it down, throat suddenly feeling as though it’s closing up.

     

    This was real.

     

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    Chan and Minho decide to adopt a child; life ensues.

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    13 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Lance begs to foster a child to which Keith begrudgingly obliges. They receive an emo child that resembles a smaller version of Keith and all is well...

    That is, until Lance leaves on a two-day trip to space and Keith realizes that he has no idea how to take care of a child.

     

    (I know someone will look at this and go "Ew, an original character" to which I couldn't agree more BUT I was so desperate to write something in this genre and there are literally no children in canon so I had to come up with my own child. The kid is named after my stuffed Ikea bear if you wanted to know.)

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    30 Apr 2024