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A birthday poem for Inky Starlight whose obsession with dolls and dinluke knows no bounds.
Din gets a gift of a jedi.
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Farm Raised by hallowest for RagnarLothcat, Starboundanon
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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Anakin is left on his own at home waiting for his human.
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Final moments between Achilles and Hektor. Unrequited love remains unrequited. Final invocations are made.
(Drabble inspired by twitter prompt)
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Picking Lint off the Sofa by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Sep 2024
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“Oi, Molloy!” a sketchy-looking guy with a camera says, a little too loudly for a gallery opening — obviously a paparazzi. “Nice shirt!”
“Aww, thanks, Schneider,” says Dad with absolutely toxic politeness that suggests he and the guy have butted heads before, which, yeah, that tracks with Dad’s mission to make everyone in his profession hate him.
He holds his leather jacket open for a photo, and yup, the shirt says EAT THE RICH in red, slightly shimmering letters. Cute.
“Nice.” The pap snaps some pics. “So how does that square with your billionaire — sorry, multi-millionaire — boytoy over there?”
“One, I’m the boytoy here, and two, you should have seen what I did to him earlier today.”
Okay, Lauren’s not hungry any more. Jesus Christ, Dad.
or: Daniel's daughters are invited to Armand's latest gallery opening. Molloy family shenanigans and awkwardness ensue.
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- Part 5 of A brick row house and two old men
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Armand Molloy's Vampirism Course for the Gifted by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
10 Aug 2024
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“Come on, babe,” he tries. “Can’t we do it some other time? I’ll blow you if we go home right now.”
Armand laughs, beautiful like a goddamn midsummer night. “That’s a very tempting offer, beloved, but we both know you’ll do that anyway.”
Yeah, he’s got Daniel there.
“Try lifting one of his arms.”
“God, can’t we just drain him?”
“You just ate,” Armand reminds him, and that’s true, there’s even still some blood in the corner of Daniel’s mouth; he licks at it pensively, staring at the cop. “Go on.”
or: Armand decides Daniel should master the body manipulation skills, and he goes all... Armand about it.
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- Part 4 of A brick row house and two old men
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10 Jun 2026
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138 lbs, for the metrically challenged by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Nov 2024
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“Hey, babe?”
Ah, there it is.
“Yes?” Armand asks, chin still rested in his hand, still idly scrolling the results on eBay; he does so love to play along.
Daniel strolls into the parlour, their bathroom scale in his hands, a sharp gleam in his eyes. He sets the scale down in the middle of the room. Armand looks at Daniel, then down at the scale, then back at Daniel again.
“O-kay…” he says, in his best imitation of Daniel yet, if he says so himself; Daniel’s grin is a clear stamp of approval.
“Yeah, come over here, I wanna see something.”
Or: there is exactly zero way a beanpole like Armand weighed a measly 62.5 kilograms a day in his adult life.
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- Part 2 of A brick row house and two old men
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10 Jun 2026
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Armand takes up art. He gets discovered on Instagram almost immediately.
The thing about that is, Armand gets popular on his own. And it doesn’t take long for the media to connect the dots and start interviewing the two of them together, trying to make them into a B-list power couple.
“So, Armand,” the latest TV anchor is saying, leaning forward while one of Armand’s charred art pieces sits on the table between them. “Your art: so evocative, so poignant. Tell us: why the fire as a medium?”
“I like fire,” Armand says with concerningly visible honesty.
or: those two old men are in love and move in together. Armand searches for identity; Daniel, as all writers, does his level best to not actually write.
Also: this fic is medically recommended for anyone who has suffered through the ordeal of having an HP printer.
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- Part 1 of A brick row house and two old men
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10 Jun 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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