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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    There is something startlingly uncanny about staring at yourself in the mirror for too long. At first glance, the reflection is easily recognizable as you, with your eyes and the familiar slope of your nose and the way your hair usually falls, but with prolonged looking, the lines of your face start to shift and blur, and suddenly the reflection before you is a stranger wearing features that are similar but different enough to yours that it makes your hackles raise.

    Or, maybe it's just Dan that feels that way; maybe other people aren't entranced by their own reflections staring at them like they've never seen themself before.

    Either way, that's what is going through Dan's head as he stares at someone who could only be him, but doesn't really look like him at all.

    OR: 2011!Dan and Phil are visited by 2026!Dan and Dan figures out that, yeah, he would totally fuck his clone.

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    At the start of their Hard Launch worldwide tour, Dan and Phil rush to the airport. But what’s in their bag that gets them stopped at security? (Phil is certainly going to need to decompress after this.)

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    “What if you were my cat,” Phil blurted out.

    He could see Dan’s thoughts tick through his head. Phil was suddenly nervous. Was that too weird? What if he made Dan uncomfortable?

    “What does that mean?” Dan asked plainly, Phil felt his body relax a little.

    “Um I dunno, I just thought it would be nice if you could just curl up near me everyday while I watch tv or do whatever.” He looked up at Dan who was staring at him with wide eyes and pink cheeks.

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    what if baby emo phan were into kittenplay (as inspired by modern phans multiple mentions of it)

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    17 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    "I want to try something a little out there," Phil says one day as they sip at their morning coffee and scroll through social media in bed.

    OR: Dan and Phil try a new sex position

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    And an Omega in heat will drive any Alpha crazy, we go completely–”

    “Did you just say ‘we’?” Phil interrupts him.

    “No, I mean–”

    “Do you identify as an Alpha?” Phil is already laughing and only laughs more when he sees Dan’s entire face flush in front of him, going from pale to bright red in absolutely no time at all. “What, you’d spend your day listening to Andrew Tate podcasts about how to breed submissive Omegas?”

    Phil keeps getting his Omegaverse lore wrong. Dan can't take it anymore.

    Well, that... and the heats Phil just doesn't notice.

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    16 Jul 2026