hannahsoapy
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"We have a very exciting product launch to announce today, one that we have been working on for the last four years. And we believe it will revolutionize the wizarding world."
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- Part 9 of Quidditch League 2023
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“You could Bat-Bogey Hex them!”
Ginny looked at Luna in gleeful awe. “Hah! Bat-Bogeys on the Wizengamot!”
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- Part 6 of The Houses Competition 2022
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A series of unconnected drabbles submitted for The Houses Competition on fan fiction.net!
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- Part 1 of The Houses Competition 2022
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"We're going to be okay," Luna whispered.
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- Part 8 of Quidditch League 2023
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Pansy barely lasted a week back at Hogwarts for her eighth year.
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- Part 7 of Quidditch League 2023
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Phil Coulson is a Squib by hannahsoapy
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 Jan 2022
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In which Phillip J Coulson is not only a valuable Agent of Shield, but also intimately familiar with the Wizarding World.
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Harry Potter Fairy-tale AUs by hannahsoapy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Snedronningen | The Snow Queen - Hans Christian Andersen
29 Aug 2021
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Unrelated Harry Potter fairy tale AUs, because I just love writing them!
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Quidditch League 2021 by hannahsoapy
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2022
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Unrelated stories written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition, hosted on ff.net! If you're interested, go check it out; we are happy to welcome newcomers!
https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Quidditch-League-Fanfiction-Competition/218720/
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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25 Jul 2026
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“What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?”
Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster.
Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”
Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem
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Bookmarked by hannahsoapy
23 Jul 2026
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Shane’s voice was almost a whisper as he admitted, “I fucked up.”
Ilya stopped in his tracks, “What do you mean?”
“He knows. Scott Hunter fucking knows.”
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OR: Shane calls Ilya crying after the fight. Ilya yells at Scott Hunter about it.
*Now with Kip's POV in part 2 and everyone at the Kingfisher in part 3!Series
- Part 4 of Episode Aftercare
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Bookmarked by hannahsoapy
23 Jul 2026
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His father would accuse him of being weak, of letting his heart lead him to stupid places. But for once in his life, Ilya can’t bring himself to care about this. He wants Shane. He wants to coax his boyfriend into ordering takeout from that place they like around the corner from Ilya’s apartment and cheating on his diet a little. Then he wants to blow him on the couch, and he wants Shane to ride him. They can shower afterwards and put some highlights on the TV before falling asleep and ignoring Shane’s alarm the next morning. He wants the peace they had at the cottage during the season, to steal those moments and get to exhale.
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Inspired by this tweet by @paulasoldestson: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!- Language:
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22 Jul 2026
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Shane's Lily by midnighttypewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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After Shane's accident on ice, Yuna sees Lily messaging him and decides to make a phone call.
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- Part 1 of Yuna's Boys
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Bookmarked by hannahsoapy
22 Jul 2026