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  1. Rec 12

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    Dan hangs up his jacket and kicks off his shoes slowly—because being in a rush would seem very weird—and joins Phil on his sofa. The TV turns on with a flicker. Their knees knock together. Everything feels important.

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    dan and phil attend a house party in hopes of acquiring a new couch. absolute disaster.

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    28 May 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Dan keeps making a fool of himself in interviews, to the point where it's basically a meme. Now he's got to sit down for the better part of an hour and sell his show to the YouTuber he'd had a massive crush on when he was a teenager.

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    25 May 2026

  3. Rec *

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    “Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”

    “Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”

    Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.

    “Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”

    Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.

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    15 May 2026

  4. Rec 79

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    “Just… be happy, okay?”

    That’s the last thing Dan says before he gently lets the door fall into its lock behind him, the soft clicking more resounding, more final than any slam could’ve been.

    Phil can handle a loud fight – Dan always comes back after those.

    He’s not sure how to handle this soft goodbye into the night.

    Dan leaves.

    Phil doesn't know how to bring him back home - he just knows he has to.

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    15 May 2026

  5. Rec 80

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    When you watch a man shave his face in the morning, mutter to himself while he looks for his shoes, bang his shin into the coffee table for the second time in a week and cry out in irritation—how can you help but love him?

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    In a sense, Dan has known Phil all his life. Others have known him longer, known him since he took his first breath in front of a live television audience, but it seems to Dan that no one has known him better.

    or: phil’s life is a tv show, and he’s the only one who doesn’t know. dan—actor, fan, hot for a badly dressed bottle blond—auditions for a leading role. this goes about as well as dan howell + reality tv stardom could possibly go.

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    15 May 2026