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    Alice Hawke is working her ass off to find a peaceful solution to the Qunari problem in Kirkwall, despite interference from every quarter. She finally thinks she has the Arishok where she wants him, but he won't pardon Isabela unless Hawke renders him a very personal service. Fortunately, Hawke is more than happy to meet this particular demand of the Qun.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Reread sooo many times. Will again no doubt.

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    "I like your thighs," Shane sighs, turning his head to kiss the skin. "They're sexy."
    "You should fuck them," Ilya says, his voice thick with a smile that Shane doesn't have to look up to see.

    In which Ilya wants something, but it takes a little bit of work to convince Shane he wants it, too. A meditation on the way things are better when you want to be there.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane forgets hes gay and that he might actually enjoy thigh fucking his husband because, you know, his husband is a MAN. this was funny, hot, emotional, and DEFINITELY will get a reread!

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    The first sound Ilya hears is a thin, discordant symphony of beeps and whirs. Something vibrating. 

    The next thing he hears is…wet. A sort of shaking, gargling sound, that feels like the ugliest crying he’s ever heard. And through it, Shane’s voice. 

    “I’m with him now, mom. He’s— he’s not fine. He’s not. I know—”

    Ilya wants to ask who's not fine, but he can’t feel his own body, his mouth, enough to ask.

    “Yeah,” Shane is saying, only slightly calmer. “I know. He wasn’t breathing—"

    Ilya knows there's a link, between the clinical musicality of medical settings, Shane’s audible, awful distress, and his own physical incapacity. It’s just, it’s so tenuous, and the air around him is so thick, so heavy. It would be easy, to sleep, a little. 

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    Footage of the last game between Ottawa and Montreal is everywhere; it’s breached containment from the sports world, and now it seems like everyone is baying for Montreal’s blood. Except, Ilya is oblivious. Not exactly blissfully so, but as the fight for accountability within the league rages on without him, Ilya just wants someone, anyone, to tell him what happened.

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    27 May 2026

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    Ilya gets hurt in a coordinated attack and this fic is so fucking good and heartbreaking and HOT AS HELL as well and funny and WILL be getting a reread ❤️

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    Truth is, he could just say it. He could just be honest.

    Ilya, I'm worried you will see all these hot naked women and remember you miss them. Ilya, I'm worried I'm not enough. Ilya, I'm worried you'll come home and see me in comparison, so inelegant, so bulky, so brash, and realize this is wrong for you. That I am wrong for you. But saying all this would mean opening this entire huge clunky box thing, which only remains closed in virtue of Shane never looking at it for more than two seconds. So he says nothing.

    But one rule supersedes all other rules regarding Ilya: if he wants to fuck around, Shane will make sure he finds out.

    Or: Shane gets himself a set of pretty lingerie as revenge, and Ilya comes all over his pretty panties embarassingly fast.

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    11 May 2026

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    "it's transcendent like this, too, when it's just about the feeling, the expression of want, with no determined end by orgasm in sight."

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh ❤️