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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    John is frustrated and looking for a way to relieve some stress when he stumbles into a dimly lit pub, where his night takes an unexpected turn.

    In other words: John visits a Glory Hole and unknowingly fucks Paul.
    An Ode to Paul’s Ass.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    John pranks Paul by switching his suitcase with a random woman's luggage. What was not expected was Paul actually having to put on the woman's clothes.

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    10 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    “‘Lo,” Paul says through a yawn.
    “Hey, Macca,” responds John Lennon. “I’ve just heard your new song. It’s shit. Still, I reckon I should sue you.”

    It's 1970, and eighteen-year-old Paul has just released his first album. Shortly after, older, seasoned music critic John Lennon rips it to pieces. Angry sex follows.

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    08 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    February 1968: Things are complicated between John and Paul. Ivan Vaughan introduces them to each other all over again. (Ivan’s POV.)

    "Paul would say, ‘Let’s paint,’ and he and Ivan Vaughan would get paints and go down in the basement and the three of us would paint on the canvas. It was fun.” — [Linda McCartney, quoted in Many Years from Now.]

    Also a fill for this prompt from the Beatles Kink Meme: Sexy threesome Ivan/John/Paul at Cavendish.

    Happy Woolton Fete Day to all who celebrate! And thank you for everything, Ivan.

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    1966.

     

    John misses Paul when they're apart. He calls him and they get off together.

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    03 Jul 2026