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Prince Park Jimin is flunking his math class. Royally. And since failing means not graduating on time and embarrassing his family (again), Jimin is driven to seek the help of his sworn enemy: STEM genius-slash-recluse, Jeon Jungkook.
To his surprise, Jungkook offers to tutor Jimin, but he wants one thing in return—Min Yoongi. And to better his chances, the inexperienced Jungkook wants Jimin to guide him in all things dating and intimacy.
Desperate, Jimin agrees. But their deal (and the idea of delivering Jungkook to someone else) gets tricky when Jimin realizes a jarring truth: Jungkook isn’t all that bad. Not at sex, or flirting. Or at being naturally charming.
…or at making Jimin fall head over heels for him. It’s kind of a problem.
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18 May 2026
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“My son, he’s… special,” the woman continues, the corner of her mouth curling into a tender smile as she speaks about her boy. “He’s smart and sweet and has the biggest heart, he just… he needs some guidance to do these things,” she words it carefully, enough to snap the other out of his initial shock.
“What things?” Jimin asks suspiciously.
“Things that require… human interaction,” the lady explains. “It’s not his fault, he means well, he’s just… special, you know?”
Jimin arches a brow at the woman.
That word again.
“Forgive my negativity, miss, but in my experience, special is usually a code word for a real freak who’s into some kinky shit that’s probably above my paygrade.”
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Autistic omega Jungkook just wants to be left alone so he can write his erotic novels in peace. Things don't go as planned when his mother hires him an escort to teach him how have sex (and keep a man).
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15 May 2026
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Seokjin is the underpaid casualty of a dissolving marketing department; Jungkook is the consultant sent to ruin his life.
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13 Apr 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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12 Jan 2026
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What was supposed to be the final fried chicken run for the night ends up becoming the adventure of a lifetime for Jeon Jungkook - professional dumbass and delivery boy extraordinaire.
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01 Jun 2023