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  1. Public Bookmark 77

    cheers to good friends by

    Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga), とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Anime)  

    12 Jun 2026

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    They'd only just ambled into the Kalhn textile shop when Qifrey caught sight of the short young woman working. She had a round face, rosy cheeks, flaxen hair. Her eyes had locked on Olruggio as soon as they’d entered.

    Olruggio, for his part, thumbed through dyed wool samples as though he hadn't noticed. He likely wouldn't.

    But Qifrey always noticed. Sometimes this left him as a voyeur: staring at someone staring at someone else. But other times, like today, his fixed presence at Olruggio’s side made him an involved party. There was always a delay, then a moment in which Qifrey became visible and the women realized he might be of help. Some of them were too scared to approach Olruggio outright—they’d built up a more intimidating version of him in their heads, had never heard him laugh wildly or watched dimples form when he smiled. Instead, they’d set their sights on Qifrey. Talk to him, or at least look at him imploringly, as though getting in his good graces might earn them the Torch’s attention.

    He never felt like helping them.

    or: Qifrey gets jealous.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

    could be, could have been, once was by

    Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)  

    11 Jun 2026

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    Galga knew he was far from the first apprentice to sit up late at night having guilty, conflicted fantasies about his master, and at least in this case the man was his own age. The fact Atwert was currently his teacher could hardly make the situation that much more fraught than his own destroyed history already had.

    —

    Galga caught on long ago that the absurdly charming man now teaching him his signs and sigils was once his lover. Alone in his small apprentice annex, fantasies about the future and speculation about the past merge.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    You’re the One for Mii by

    Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

    04 Jun 2026

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    "Oh, and do tell me who falls in love in your territory," Dimitri adds before Sylvain turns to leave.

    Sylvain blinks. "Falls in love?"

    "Yes, the avatars fall in love," Dimitri repeats, tilting his head. He smiles. "It is rather enjoyable to find someone to pair up with."

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    Suffering the perils from insomnia, being a first year in his master’s program, and his toxic relationship with Valorant, Sylvain decides to cope by playing Tomodachi Life.

    And surely, nothing weird or romantic related to his childhood best friend slash roommate will happen as a result.

    Right?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    (they stare at me while i) crave you by

    Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

    20 Feb 2020

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    "“Let’s set a goal,” he says, definite, like a death sentence. “10.000 tokens for the dildo only. 20.000 for the full experience, fake cum and all. Single bids only.”
    That’s a lot, Sylvain knows. 20.000 tokens are 1.000$, and even 500$ is too much for most if not all people on his livestream.
    Luckily, Sylvain is not most people."

    What better way to commemorate his barely-dead shithead of a father, Sylvain thinks, than to spend 0.01% of his inheritance money on the prettiest sex worker he has ever seen?

    Written for Sylvix Week 2019 - Day 3: modern au

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    17 Apr 2026

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    find a mouth that feeds you by

    Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

    15 Jun 2020

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    It was times like these when Felix almost preferred Dimitri to accompany him to the baths. At least Dimitri knew better than to annoy him when he was at his most vulnerable. Felix’s silence would have gone unnoticed, accepted even, but Sylvain was unfortunately well-versed in Felix’s non-verbal language.

    “You’ve jerked off, haven’t you?” Sylvain asked a few moments later, curious.

    “I’m not talking about this with you,” Felix replied tersely, dumping a basin of water over his head.

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    Sylvain teaches Felix about sex.

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    09 Apr 2026