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A love story, told by a series of men's underwear.
(Why is finding your underwear after sex always the most difficult thing?)
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The Strawhats get high together, and Zoro overdoes it and becomes paranoid about spirals.
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Everyone knows that time stands still in airports. Unfortunately for Sanji, this meant lots of time away from his dear friend nicotine, and too much time grousing about terrible, overpriced food options. Good thing he found something, or rather someone, to distract him.
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Pokemon Go AU, but only in the beginning so no prior knowledge needed. I just wanted them being trashy Pokemon Go rivals and then I wrote a whole dumb cliche-ridden story. Basically they're in college and Zoro is stupid.
Feat. brief appearances of some of the other strawhats.
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In the beginning, it was no secret to the crew that Sanji had trouble sleeping. His hammock was the last to fill and the first to empty out in the morning. But eventually, he began to sleep more easily. At around the same time, Zoro noticed something strange going on with his clothes. Namely, that they all kept disappearing. What was going on, and why did Usopp look so guilty?
Shoujo-y plot, so kinda OOC at times
Sometime pre-water 7I don't own these characters or world, they clearly own me.
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21z/40s. When his father dies amidst war, Zoro inherits the Kingdom of Shimotsuki. And a concubine he’s never heard of.
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12 Jul 2026
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Ghost Rain by MithrilWren
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2026
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Nami smirks. “Mr. ‘I Had One Friend’, I bet you’ve never kissed anyone in your life.”
Zoro takes a swig of his beer and sets the mug back down on the bar. “...I’ve kissed someone.”
“Really? Who was it?”
“Did the lady dab her nose with posies after?” Sanji calls from two stools down.
It’s convenient when they talk at the same time. Makes it easier to ignore them both, even when there are easy answers to their questions.
Not a lady. And not just one.
Ten snapshots of Zoro’s history with sex, violence, power, and all the complicated intersections thereof.
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02 Jul 2026
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Sanji felt the anger rise all the way to his throat.
“You’re very good at arranging sentences so they sound like evidence.”
“They’re not legal evidence.”
“Oh, no. Of course not. They’re just enough to take a role away from me.”
“I haven’t made a final decision yet.”
“But you already have.”
Zoro didn’t answer right away.
Sanji let out a dry laugh.
“Wow. Finally, an honest answer.”
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Sanji knows the exact way to fall.
With elegance, a smile, and without making a sound or asking for help. Which makes it impossible for anyone to tell where the performance ends and the truth begins.
But when a suicide scene feels a little too real, the production company forces him to undergo a psychological evaluation before filming can continue. Zoro has only four sessions to decide whether Sanji is fit to keep playing a man who wants to die.
Four sessions to discover that the problem isn’t that Sanji doesn’t know how to act.
The problem is that he’s been doing it for far too long.
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27 Jun 2026
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Sanji met Zoro at Luffy’s fortieth birthday party and thinks he’s found one very good hookup. Then one night became another. Then a route through town. Then coffee in Zoro’s cabinet, matching towels in the bathroom, and a porch light left on before Sanji arrived. Neither of them was built for conventional romance. They become something worth coming back to.
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10 Jun 2026
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Being turned into a woman wasn’t the worst thing that could have happened to Zoro. Beyond Nami adding 30,000 beri onto his debt for “polluting her gender,” he wasn’t all that affected by the change foisted upon him. There wasn’t much his old body could do that this new body couldn’t. He could still train, drink, and nap as a woman, so really he should have no problem settling in until they figured out how to fix it.
No, what really pissed Zoro off was the cook’s sudden inability to look him in the eye.
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19 May 2026