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i thought you wanted to kill me (turns out you wanted to kiss me) by Maximum (holyshitbro)
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09 May 2026
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“My dad used to tell me something after races,” Max said quietly. “When I was younger.”
Charles stayed still.
Max kept his eyes fixed on the asphalt instead of him.
“He said everyone behind you matters. Your engineers. Your team. The people who stay when you win.”
A pause.
“And everyone beside you is temporary.”
The words settled heavily into the humid Monaco air.
“He told me if you let people get beside you, eventually they slow you down. Distract you. Leave.” Max laughed once under his breath, bitter and exhausted.
“That the only way people stay is if you keep giving them reasons to.”
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- Part 5 of The only language we speak
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“You know,” Jos said softly, “I flew six hours to Monaco thinking I’d watch my son remind the grid who he is.”
Max’s jaw tightened.
“But instead…” Jos laughed once under his breath. “Instead I watched you hesitate over a Ferrari driver.”
“It wasn’t hesitation.”
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- Part 4 of The only language we speak
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The telemetry leak turns the Monaco Grand Prix into a scandal overnight.
Now the entire paddock thinks Max Verstappen threw away victory for Charles Leclerc, and suddenly Charles’s long-awaited home win feels poisoned by pity and speculation.
Meanwhile, Max refuses to apologize.
Not to the FIA.
Not to the press.
And especially not to Charles.As rumors spread through the grid and the fallout threatens to swallow them both whole, Charles is forced to confront something far more dangerous than public opinion:
the possibility that Max didn’t lift out of mercy at all.
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- Part 3 of The only language we speak
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The telemetry leaks within the hour.
Suddenly, Max Verstappen’s impossible decision on the final lap of Monaco becomes the center of the paddock, the media, and the entire Formula 1 world.
Everyone wants an explanation.
Max refuses to give one.
Meanwhile, Charles Leclerc is left holding the trophy he spent his whole life chasing, wondering how something can feel earned and devastating at the same time.
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- Part 2 of The only language we speak
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“Max, conditions worsening. If you see a move—take it.”
In the rain-soaked streets of Monaco, Max Verstappen spends thirty laps hunting down Charles Leclerc through standing water, shattered visibility, and the ghosts that haunt Charles’s home race.
He has every opportunity to overtake.
He doesn’t.
Instead, somewhere between the spray and the barriers, between instinct and obsession, Max makes a choice that will ruin the race for both of them forever.Series
- Part 1 of The only language we speak
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They spent fifteen years trying to beat each other.
The problem was that neither of them realized they’d been loving each other in the exact same language.
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Max never liked figure skating, but now there’s one skater for whom he’s willing to sit in the stands for every performance.
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03 Jun 2026
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"I'm asking you again. How many manhole covers did you manage to steal?" The precinct officer laces his fingers together and lets out a heavy sigh. This is already the fifth time this week he's been brought in.
For as long as he could remember, Kimi had hated Oliver Verstappen-Leclerc. Whether it was the painful aftermath of his parents' divorce, or just ordinary teenage maximalism that still hadn't gone away (and he was twenty-two years old, by the way!). A story about how Kimi was forced to straighten up and put up with Oliver.
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02 Jun 2026
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A little while later, Charles whispered, "My soulmate's an amazing artist."
Max almost choked in surprise. He turned to Charles again and Charles was leaning back in his chair, squinting into the telescope, which was pointed right up above him.
"Yeah?" Max managed to say.
Charles put down the telescope and nodded. "I used to get these really nice flowers on my skin. And really beautiful, intricate patterns. I loved them. I took them as little gifts from my soulmate to me."
"That's nice," Max smiled. He hadn't imagined it would make him so happy that Charles liked his little skin drawings.
"They've stopped, though." Charles absentmindedly ran his fingers over his arm. "I don't know why. Maybe they got busy. I hope they're fine."
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Bookmarked by Maximum (holyshitbro)
27 May 2026
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Here’s the thing about Charles Leclerc: Max Verstappen is never going to be able to fully escape him. Not really. Not in a way that matters.
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Max Verstappen tries his best to move past his infatuation with Charles Leclerc. Because it's not serious. It can't be. Loving him means losing him, and that's something he completely refuses to do. However, it's not easy with Charles following him around all the time, looking like that, sounding like that, being like that - being Charles Leclerc.
Bookmarked by Maximum (holyshitbro)
21 May 2026
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He doesn’t blame Max, not really.
If he could have Charles for one night, he would never let him go either.
Maybe he isn’t the one who is losing; Max is also playing a losing game.
You can’t open yourself to Charles and try to exist in his charmed life without becoming irrevocably enamoured.
When Max let Charles walk into his motorhome, when he let Charles slip into his existence, Max didn’t know it then but the battle was already lost.
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- Part 1 of this is our place, we make the rules
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Bookmarked by Maximum (holyshitbro)
08 May 2026