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i wanna be their third (dont let me be alone) by octoryder (homunerd)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Jul 2026
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As Rumi sat on the subway coming back from work, she scrolled social media. As she did, an ad popped up for a bar one right down the street. She decided, in that moment, that she was going to go.
And, hopefully, find someone to help her with her rut.
(Things don't really turn out how she expected them to.
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In which Mira tried to be a lovergirl, but her girls don't quite get it. Until they do of course.
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Rumi crashes into one hot woman's life, then another crashes into hers, she really wishes the first didn't involve actual cars.
At least no one's injured! (…Majority)
A non-magic, not-idol au where Rumi, Zoey, and Mira find each other after some unfortunate circumstances.
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Rumi comes home, and there's a little surprise waiting for her. She, unknowingly, has a surprise for them also.
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unleashing the tiger from her cage (and taking a nap with her) by homunerd
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
20 Oct 2025
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Zoey notices it first.
There's something different about Rumi recently that she can't ignore. Zoey can't figure out what it was, and it's eating her alive. Time for Operation Observe Rumi!
(Mira gets in on it) (Rumi accepts her new traits, eventually, not without teasing.)
5 times Rumi doesn't realize she acts like a cat, plus one time she's embraces it.
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one shots of mariver, and maybe some random ideas I want to post for fun
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The Thief and The Detective by homunerd, I_Got_Too_Silly, Tyranitrouble
Fandom Splatoon, Splatoon (Video Games)
19 Jul 2023
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2020 Fódlan Summer Olympics by Ashtree11, cafe_au_late, Dikhotomia, homunerd, IronShiba (wegglebots), Kuro_Ko, Lachesis_Carole, lesbianexalt, Lovelettersinjune, MissAvaryss, randmwrites, Sephirron, ShinjiShazaki, SightlessNinja, SleebyCapy, sunflowerstarfruit, The_Unqualified1, Xima
Fandom Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Sep 2020
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The longest tendril of purple on her body has made it down to her left elbow.
It’s a bit like an artery, branching out from her heart and creeping over her shoulder, crawling and crawling every day.
She hasn’t figured out if they feel like anything yet. Aside from the discoloration, everything is much the same. The patterns are just as warm and just as smooth as the rest of her; and when she shivers in the cold they rise up in goosebumps all the same.
She wonders if it will be different when the purple makes it past her knuckles to the tips of her fingers.
Will they become sharp?
OR: Rumi fixates on her (normal, human, perfect) hands.
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Bookmarked by homunerd
10 Jul 2026
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Zoey doesn't exactly see herself working this job forever, but she is proud of how good she's become at it. She'd even entered into one of those speed-sandwiching competitions and gotten twelfth place in the country! She knows how to build a killer sub, and fast.
Her attempt to make a sub for this woman, however, is one of her most heinous, a travesty eclipsed only by her first clumsy forays into sandwich artistry many moons ago. It takes her way too long to find the meat, even though it's exactly where it always is; the cheese refuses to cooperate and goes onto the sandwich partially torn up (that one's not actually all her fault; they switched from halves to whole slices and it's worse, she can prove it's worse!), and she nearly drops the toasting tray as she goes to retrieve it. But like, can you blame her?
Zoey and her best friend Mira work at a sandwich shop. A gorgeous new regular starts placing some very peculiar orders. Hijinks ensue.
Bookmarked by homunerd
04 Jul 2026
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The irritation already simmering under her skin surged hot enough that the scathing response was halfway up her throat in an instant.
Then she actually looked at the woman, brows pulled as her lips dropped into a sneer—and promptly forgot every single thought in her head.
Oh.
The woman standing in front of her was, quite frankly, unfairly beautiful.
She wore a zoo uniform polo over a long-sleeved compression shirt, paired with shorts that Mira was reasonably certain violated at least several workplace regulations regarding inseam length.
For one briefly catastrophic moment, Mira suddenly understood why “sexy zookeeper” had been on that Halloween costume list Zoey’d scrounged up last year. Then she immediately shut that thought down before it could do any permanent damage.
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Mira understood bees—and Zoey, sometimes. Other people? Not so much. She had only agreed to give a conservation talk to raise awareness, not spend the whole day distracted by the zoo's resident butterfly keeper.
Unfortunately, said butterfly keeper was very pretty.
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Bookmarked by homunerd
03 Jul 2026
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Rumi felt the base of her cock swell, straining to fit the confines of its potato flavored trap, as pleasure overtook her, and she stifled a groan.
If Mira was about to say something, it was cut off by the smallest amount of come spilling from the back of the can.
“Enjoying yourself?”
-Rumi gets her dick stuck in a Pringles can.
An unofficial prequel to backhaul by almostlikearen.
Bookmarked by octoryder (homunerd)
03 Jul 2026
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Rumi has been running most of her life.
What was now something she enjoyed doing while studying for her degree, it had been a must for her since she presented as an alpha. Although she was too young to participate in the mandatory yearly Run, her appa had sat down and explained what was required of her and every unmated person when she was old enough: participate in the Run to find a mate.
Rumi had listened to every word Celine had said, stubbornly claiming at the end she didn't want to mate with anyone. Her appa had a glint in her eye, the kind that told Rumi her parent knew something she didn't, but had given her the answer to her freedom: running.
Younger Rumi had a new motivation from then on: be able to run faster and longer than everyone else in order to outlast others during the Run and remain mateless.
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Bookmarked by octoryder (homunerd)
28 Jun 2026