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    An archived collection of snips & fics from the “Prisoner Mensah, Guard MB” thread on the Murderbot Diaries Discord 2.0.

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  1. Rec 17

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    “Suppose I should bring you some ice for your poor injured toe.”

    “That would be nice.” Phil settles back into the sofa cushion. “Can you bring me some Ribena, too? I’m parched.”

    “Oh, for fuck’s sake. You’re not a mouse, and I’ve not given you a goddamn cookie.”

    “Mmm…now I want a cookie.”

    Dan shoves Phil’s uninjured foot off his lap. The injured foot is handled with a little more care, but is removed nonetheless. “I’m ignoring you.”

    “Oat milk for the cookie, please!” Phil calls after him. “And a straw!”

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    13 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 19

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    Dan passes away, suddenly and much too young. Phil lives through the fallout.

    No priest speaks before or after they lower him into the ground. Dan would've hated such a thing and organising it wasn't on anyone's mind. Instead, they've elected to have the same man who organised the speeching at the memorial services say a few words.

    He speaks for a minute or two. It's uninspired and plain, but Phil barely hears it anyway. He's looking at the grave. It looks deeper than 6 feet, he thinks. He wants to share in this curiosity with someone and habitually glances to his right.

    No-one there.

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    12 Jul 2026

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  3. Rec 75

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    Martyn rolls his eyes. "You told me you were gay when you were fifteen. And then you met Dan and I like Dan, I obviously do, I've known him for ten bloody—but if you were my little sister instead of my younger brother, and you were with some man who says, ’oh, I love you but it has to be a secret—‘'"

    Or: Four times Phil confronts the reality of living with the secret of his and Dan's relationship, and one time Dan confronts it with him.

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    Phil waited sixteen years, he is not in a hurry.

    OR a little, emotional character study of Phil just before the hard launch video while he watches Dan freak out.

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    10 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 34

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    Phil is naked. He’s sitting in the bathtub with his knees up, curled like a gargoyle on a cathedral ledge, swabbing at himself with tiny scraps of fabric. He's shimmering from scalp to nipple. Dan can’t drag his gaze away.

    For one of the 2026 Phantasy Calender photoshoot looks, Phil covers himself head to toe in glitter body paint. Without any oil-based cleanser to get it off with, the next best thing to use is olive oil. Phil gets in the bath and tries to deal with the glitter situation. Dan joins in and helps.

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