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When Sasuke quit acting, he left everything and everyone behind to start over, but in the age of social media and rewatch podcasts, a former teen heartthrob can only hide for so long.
Hey, I’m Sasuke from "Codename: ANBU” and you’re watching—
Ugh, anything but the idents.
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A joint interview brings Rumi and Jinu closer. Literally.
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Loath as she is to admit it, Cassandra needs help bathing. Leliana offers more than assistance.
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Jinu and Rumi blew through a lot of firsts early in their relationship, but they have plenty of new beginnings yet to come.
Or, what happens when Jinu writes Soda Pop after he and Rumi start dating (but it’s also a sequel to Relax and Unwind, an AU with no powers or demons).
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- Part 2 of no patterns just silly guitar metaphors
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Jinu isn’t straight, but bi feels like a bit of a stretch. Abby helps with that.
This is a prequel to Relax and Unwind, which is an AU with no powers or demons where Jinu and Rumi meet at a spa resort, but this fic is just porn.
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- Part 3 of no patterns just silly guitar metaphors
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just a low stakes self-indulgent au
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Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.
They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.
Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.
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"Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.
"Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.
Sasuke pulled him closer.
"I could have you fired."
"Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"
The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.
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13 Jan 2026