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  1. Rec 45

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    One is there for you to use. Which you do, aggressively.

    Daniel is presenting at UMass Amherst when and finds his attention drawn to the beautiful young grad student who seems to be hanging on his every word.

    Inspired by that scene from S3E5 (aka: Don't lie Armand we know you were the student in that car)

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Illumi has had plenty of sex. It's all been with needle-people he was controlling, of course, but that's enough. He just needed to build up a tolerance for the process. Hisoka is unimpressed.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Rec *

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    EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.

    EDIT 04/05/2021:
    Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy

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    05 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    "Fuck, you've always had a spectacular body," Lestat growls into the kiss, digging his claws into Armand’s flesh, no doubt piercing holes in his trousers. "It's too bad about your horrendous personality."

    Lestat pulls him in tighter, grinding their erections together through their clothes. Wicked satisfaction floods his veins when Armand grabs onto his shoulders for balance, whimpering pathetically.

    "I could project this to Daniel, you know," he drops into Armand's mind, his mouth currently occupied with trailing rough, biting kisses down the other vampire's jaw and the smooth column of his neck. "Show him what he's missing."

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    In which Lestat and Armand have horrible, filthy, toxic sex in a public restroom instead of going and having a conversation about their feelings with their respective fledglings.

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    27 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Illumi's long-awaited moment of relaxation in the middle of the Hunter exam is rudely interrupted by an annoying clown who can't keep it in his pants.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    Sorry.