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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Kakashi didn’t really think he was the best choice for this. He’d tried to explain this to the official who’d summoned him out of bed just before midnight, tried to explain that they ought to wake Umino, or the Sandaime, or literally anyone else, tried to explain that Naruto had only been his genin for a few months and that really, he didn’t know her that well. All to no avail, and now he was standing in the office of the shinobi headquarters that had been converted to the new law enforcement station after the Uchiha police regime was wiped out, watching through one-way glass as the student he was desperately trying not to get too close to rocked herself, arms wrapped around her knees with a shell-shocked expression and wide, distant eyes.
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    Kakashi is forced to confront his profound and inappropriate affection for his dead mentor's daughter when a traumatic event lands her sleeping on his couch; a love story about broken people finding their missing pieces in one another.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    'You’ll be okay, Aizawa-san.’ Midoriya gives him a bright smile. ‘They said if there aren’t any complications, you should wake up in a few days.’

    Shouta is happy to hear it; it really is great news, but… His eyes linger on Midoriya. He’s been stuck here for a year. A year. And it could be many more. For all he knows, the kid’s in a vegetative state, and won’t ever wake up.

    ‘Will I remember anything?’

    Midoriya’s smile turns brittle. ‘...No.'

     

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    After the USJ, Aizawa Shouta wakes up as a ghost in the hospital while his body is in a coma. He's greeted by another ghost who's been stuck in the same state for over a year, a bright, intelligent young boy named Midoriya Izuku...

    (In which Midoriya Izuku never met All Might and where one day, he finally gave in and jumped.)

    [Now with podfic and Brazilian translation! See chapter 1 notes.]

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    07 Jun 2026

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    TYK Wen kexing and SHL Wen Kexing switch places. You *think* you know what happens next! ;-)

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Are you ever going to do more than stare?”

    Yuuji blinks like he’s coming out of a daze, and Satoru would be flattered, has been flattered by it before, if this wasn’t the third time in the last hour it’s happened. He’s never denied his vanity, but the same compliment from the same person gets repetitive after a point.

    “Stare at what?” Yuuji asks after he’s come back to himself, the perfect picture of complete confusion.

    “Playing dumb, are we?”

    “No?”

    “It doesn’t suit you,” Satoru goes on like Yuuji didn’t say a word, “and it won’t work. You haven’t been subtle.”

    “About what,” Yuuji asks, bewildered now, frowning that way he does when he thinks Satoru isn’t making any sense at all.

    “My dick, Yuuji,” Satoru answers, as infinitely patient as any good teacher should be. “You keep staring at it.”

    Yuuji gapes at him.

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    Satoru’s sweetest student has a staring problem.

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    24 May 2026