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Salt by Anonymous for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jul 2026
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When a lead drops on Draco's desk revealing the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter – missing from public life for over fourteen years – he knows it's exactly the career-saving scoop he's been looking for.
As for why the saviour of Wizarding Britain has holed himself up on a tiny island in the Outer Hebrides, Draco has no idea.
But he's going to find out.
Or
Draco falls in love in Scotland.
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Bookmarked by idleking28
19 Jul 2026
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After six years in France, Draco Malfoy is back, and all of Harry's friends are getting along with him. However, Harry is onto his suspicious behaviour (which includes having long legs, incredible hair, and a stunning smile). His newest crime: making the most incredible chocolates Harry has ever tasted.
Harry’s friends might say he's insane (Ron), obsessive (Hermione), or pathetic (Pansy), but Harry knows Draco’s up to something, and he’s going to figure out what.
Harry has a plan. There’s only one problem: he has to befriend Draco Malfoy.
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16 Jul 2026
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It Must Be Something That You Said by Anonymous for elskan_ellis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are friends. They do almost everything together and that's totally not weird. They're not codependent or anything. They're normal, platonic friends.
Only, are they?
Or, Draco Malfoy picks the exact worst moment to realise he's in love with Harry Potter. (It's when Draco is literally inside him).
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Bookmarked by idleking28
10 Jul 2026
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Malfoy and Hermione are locked in an unrelenting workplace rivalry.
Harry is really fucking fed up with hearing about it. For entirely normal reasons.
Reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Malfoy seems to have found himself a new nemesis, and Harry isn't sure how he feels about being replaced.
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Bookmarked by idleking28
09 Jul 2026
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WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian-American family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.
OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.
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Bookmarked by idleking28
29 Jun 2026