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    In which Keith gets bitten by a Love Bug, and Lance is less okay with this than anyone honestly expected.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    5 times Keith and Lance accidentally ended up in (increasingly) awkward positions, plus 1 time it wasn't an accident.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    "I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."

    When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?

    A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Wait, wait,” Lance stood up. “You are driving to Houston.”
    “Yes.”
    “A drive that’s over thirty hours.”
    “Yup.”
    “By yourself.”
    “Sure seems like it.”
    “To clean out a storage container of your dead mother, that you have never met, that is now legally under your name.”
    “Correct.”
    Lance wondered if Keith had lost his mind.
    “Keith, there could be dead bodies in that storage container!” He argued. “Or a meth lab. Or worse, mannequins dressed up like dolls sat at a tea party or some weird shit like that.”
    Keith offered him an unimpressed blink. “I’ll be fine.”
    “Keith, this is insane. You can’t go by yourself!”
    Keith glanced at him as he shouldered his backpack.
    “Come with me then.”
    And that small, damned smirk tilted Keith’s lips as he held Lance’s gaze.
    “What do you think, Lance?” He asked. “2,251 miles. Think you could handle it?”
    Lance stopped short.
    Contemplated.
    And, well. Lance had nothing to do either.
    So. That’s how this all started.

    Two disasters drive cross-country to clean out a storage container that may have dead bodies hidden inside and, hey, maybe a bit of love as well.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    He had been headed to the door of their room, a cup in hand that he was planning to refresh with possibly some decent-tasting Nunvil if it existed.
    Until the familiar whoosh of a magical space wolf whistled through the room.
    The cup dropped from Lance’s hands as Kosmo appeared in the middle of their room, with a bloodied and bruised Keith wrapped around him.
    There was so much blood that Lance couldn’t tell where it was coming from, crimson soaking pale skin and leaving no inch uncovered. Keith’s braid was knotted and clumped together from the red, any hair that slipped out clinging to the sweat and blood on his skin.
    Kosmo whined.
    Lance could only watch as Keith slowly untangled from Kosmo, dropping to the floor with a small groan.
    His smile was weak and red as he looked up at Lance.
    “Hey lover,” he coughed up blood. “I’m home.”
    With that, Lance’s idiot of a husband fainted.

     

    In which Keith is too impulsive, and comes home to a VERY angry husband

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    06 Jun 2026