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Bruce Wayne embraces ruining Clark('s life).
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Bruce Wayne's dick continues to ruin Clark's life.
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cocked and loaded by illyas
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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Bruce Wayne's dick is kind of ruining Clark's life.
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Severus hasn’t seen the Boy-Who-Lived in over six years. Hasn’t seen much of anyone in over six years, to be honest. Severus came out of the trials—eighteen months of cells and courtrooms and green eyes staring down the Wizengamot in his defense—with a full pardon and a hollowed-out spirit, and a new resolve to devote all of himself to his brewing.
Potter throws a wrench into his plans.
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In hindsight, Brienne isn’t sure how she’s managed to mistake the last couple months with Jaime as anything but a relationship. Her only defense is that, well, she’s never been in a proper relationship, so how in the world was she to know what they were doing?
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Cocked and Loaded (or: The Phallo Series) by illyas
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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Steve shows up to play DnD.
Eddie decides Steve can stay. IF 'King Steve' recognizes the real lord and master of Hellfire.
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tell me you didn't mean to say i love you by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jul 2019
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Bruce knows Clark better than he knows himself, and he knows about the goddamn ring.
(or, Bruce is an idiot who knows less than he thinks, Clark has a martyr complex the size of Texas, and none of this is Oliver’s fault, never mind what anyone says.)
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- Part 7 of superbat works
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Bookmarked by illyas
12 Apr 2020
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Batman reveals his identity to the League and Wally West remembers his previous run-ins with Bruce Wayne in terrifying slow-motion.
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29 Jul 2018
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et tu, dandelion? by windburnt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Jun 2023
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Before Geralt's threats can go any farther, Jaskier clears his throat, intentionally loud, the way he does when he wants attention from someone, usually Geralt. He tips up his head, flicking a stray leaf from his hair. The tremors are gone. There’s something hard in his expression that wasn’t there before. Gracefully, he rises to his feet.
“Well,” he says. “Guess that’s that, then.” Even in his bedclothes, with blood on his neck, he commands the bandits’ attention like they are his audience. With a flourish, he bows. “Jaskier the Bard, at your service.”
When Geralt and Jaskier are caught off guard one night by a group of bandits, Jaskier has to use some unorthodox tactics to save them both. Geralt catches on - eventually.
Bookmarked by illyas
30 Oct 2023
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Javert shook with anger at their next meeting.
This was in part because Mme. Madeleine's ascension spit in the face of everything Javert had known to be true about women and their place in society—that is, akin to a slave or a prisoner—and in part because Inspector Javert saw in this casual forgiveness of Madeleine's sex a personal slight.
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07 Jun 2022