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“The headliner is about to go on and everyone's rushing to get drinks before his set starts,” she says.
Right. The headliner.
As in, the guy he just had sex with.
Again, he can't quite shake the strange feeling he gets as he remembers that. Which is unsettling because it's not like it's something crazy that he's never done before. (Sleeping with a headliner, that is.) But for whatever reason, the look in Dazai's eyes—the one right before he kissed Chuuya—plays in his head on repeat.
----Chuuya is a bartender at The Port Comedy Club who once dreamt of the spotlight. While he's used to punchlines and one-night-stands, he's in over his head when meets Dazai, a charming and internet-famous comedian looking to take his career in a new direction.
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“Tell me, how does a pretty little thing like you get stuck in a place like this for five years?”
“Because I poison the tea.”
Dazai rolls his head back and laughs. “God, I wish. Wouldn’t that make things interesting?”
Chuuya knits his eyebrows together, wondering if he should run out of the room and let Ane-san know that she set him up with a fuckin’ psycho.
“I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if you die,” Chuuya says.
---Omega Nakahara Chuuya resides at The Golden House, a secured estate for unmated omegas hoping to be matched with an alpha wealthy enough to pay a dowry. At five years in, Chuuya is the oldest house guest, and assumes he'll live out the rest of his days there...
That is, until Dazai Osamu, the annoyingly charming son of a recently deceased pharmaceutical tycoon, comes along and ruins everything.
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Even a Broken Moral Compass is Right Twice a Day by imnotpoppunk
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
14 Aug 2025
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There are pros and cons, he's decided.
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Ciel is clearly intelligent; he's taking college courses while still in high school and that's commendable at any age.
Ciel is also quite adorable. He's small, but has this earnest air about him that's bigger than he is, and it's incredibly intriguing.Cons:
He's a liar. He's a minor. (And the reason Sebastian is going to hell is because he can't decide which of those things is worse.)
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Alternatively: An American high school AU where Ciel is a compulsive liar and Sebastian tries to keep up.
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Five times Chuuya thought he was pregnant.
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It's been more than a year since the birth of the twins, and Chuuya gets some not-so-surprising news.
Thankfully, the hardest part of sharing the news this time, is how he's going to share said news.
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- Part 4 of TPDD and Side Stories
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Punk x Nerd AU by imnotpoppunk
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jul 2021
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#HeadEmptyHero by imnotpoppunk
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jun 2020
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Learning a language for your bro was totally a reasonable thing to do, Reki decided. A best bro. A bro who you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. A bro who you would follow across the universe. A bro who you loved so much, as a friend, that you genuinely couldn’t imagine your life without them at your side.
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It's almost time to graduate, and neither Reki nor Langa have any concrete plans for their first foray into adulthood. But they'll have to decide what to do eventually--whether it's going to university, finding a full-time job, or trying to make skating a lucrative past-time. There is only one sure thing: Reki wants his future to include Langa no matter what, even if that means following him halfway across the world.
Sure, Reki's aware that learning English won't guarantee that he and Langa spend the rest of their lives together, but he figures it'll at least give him a fighting chance.
Strangely enough, he's right.
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04 Aug 2023
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Reki doesn't know the first thing about kissing and after a bit of light-hearted taunting, gets the idea to practice with Langa. They're best friends, aren't they? So they should help each other out. Boy lips couldn't be that different from girl lips anyway. Langa, meanwhile, knows this isn't a good idea. Yet, if having Reki to himself is ultimately impossible, then might as well take what he can get--even if it is going to be painful in the end.
Their experimentation starts out innocently enough, but with curiosity and raging hormones at play, they might be too late by the time they go too far.
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07 Mar 2023
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Katsuki had been at Izuku's side since... well forever. And Katsuki was happy with that arrangement. Until Uraraka asked Izuku out. She broke the one unspoken rule that hovered around the two of them. And Katsuki wasn't going to let her get away with it. Or get away with Izuku.
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04 Jun 2021
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the scientific method by capncapnk
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2018
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Izuku likes to think that he’s a perfectly normal, healthy person.
As much as he squirms in discomfort about how brazenly some of the boys talk about sex or porn or any other related topic, he’s not exactly innocent in having his own lewd searches that needed a good delete-history scrub from time to time.
But this is...different, he thinks.
Dacryphilia.
What a gross sounding word.
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In which Izuku goes on a research quest to nip a weird discovery in the bud
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10 Oct 2020
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I Like You, Dude (No Homo) by mynameis152 for Human_Answering_Machine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jan 2020
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Izuku Midoriya is new to the college scene. From a small town, he lacks the know-how on making friends with all the strangers he comes across. So, when a good-looking blonde boy sits down beside him in class, he's excited to strike up a friendship.
Although, this friendship seems a bit different from his others. For instance, why does his heart flutter when they talk? What's with the weird comments Katsuki says to him?
He doesn't get it, but he wants the friendship.
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The biggest No Homo, where Izuku finds his way into a relationship without ever seeking out to find one (particularly with his guy best friend)!
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18 Sep 2020