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    What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise?

    Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry's justice is his ticket back to everything he's lost.

    But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy's world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself.

    What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?

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    23 Jan 2023

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    Billy’s not a fucking fairy. He’s not like that; never has been, never will be, no matter what his shithole father thinks. He isn’t queer, he likes chicks, and it’s probably because Eddie has that long hair and fucking eyeliner that Billy can’t get him out of his head.

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    24 Jun 2022

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    There was some little prick at the bar who was looking at him. White hair half-slicked back, fine-boned hand wrapped around a beer. Razor features. Snakebite piercings. Wrapped up in a long leather coat. When Ripper made eye contact with him, the thin mouth turned up into a little sneer, and then there was a pink flash as the tongue stroked provocatively over the line of the sharp teeth inside.

    Ripper grinned back at him, because — well, what was the harm?

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    22 Jun 2022

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    16 Jan 2021

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    Remus is spiked with Veritaserum and accidentally confesses his love for Sirius in front of everyone, but everyone else thinks he was spiked with Amortentia. Remus uses this to his advantage.

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    13 May 2020