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    This is a project to create a conlang that will expand upon and deepen the Elvhen language that was created for the Bioware game series, Dragon Age. Elvhen, as it is used in the games, is a cipher, not a language. My goal is to create a complete conlang, or at least a simulated conlang, that other fans can use. The goal is to create a constructed language that is to Dragon Age what Sindarin and Quenya are to Lord of the Rings.

    I do want to stress that this is a constructed language based upon the limited Elvhen we had encountered within the games. I am not using magical linguistic ninjitsu to "Figure out," the Elvhen language. In terms of the "official," language, consider this linguistic fan-fiction.

    This specific work is a collection of my ongoing progress Posts, which you can find on my tumblr (Link below in the notes).

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Saturday afternoon. Another videography gig — it’s becoming routine by now.
    I don’t even know why I agreed to this one; the guy on the phone seemed nice enough. And the pay?
    A thousand dollars for a single day. That kind of offer makes you stop asking questions.

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    15 Jun 2025

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    For 85 years, Legolas has been a loyal and obedient servant to Lord Elrond in Rivendell. He's been in a secret loving relationship with his master's son, Aragorn, for the last 55 of those years. Will their love survive the War of the Ring?

    "Truthfully he had wanted to pull the elf into his arms and hold him, but he couldn’t. Not only for his need to show respect to Lord Elrond, but his relationship with Legolas was, is and remains to be a secret."

    “Maybe so meleth nin,” The elf panted, "but your body answers to my voice whether you want it to or not.”

    “What is it Elrond felt important enough to share with you and your pet during our meeting that he did not see fit to share in common tongue with us all?”

    All characters & stuff belong to Professor Tolkien. Much of the story you know is the same, just with Aralas alterations and additions.

    2/7/26 - Yes, I will return to update this story as soon as I can. I have been traveling for work the last few months, I am not returned home yet, will update as soon as I have the ability to do so. Thank you all for reading and your continued support and kind comments.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    Your quarian roommate's bulletproof plan of boosting his immune system through slow introduction to human bacteria via make out sessions with you, has spiraled into him going down a rabbit hole of just how immune boosting human breast milk is.

    And now he cannot stop thinking about it.

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