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slam, slam, oh hot damn (what part of poetry don’t you understand?) by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
27 Jul 2015
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“Yeah, absolutely, will do,” Louis agreed. Her traitorous mouth was running on autopilot at this point, brain not even registering what she was agreeing to. Anything that kept Harry smiling at Louis had to be worth it though, right? “Definitely, because I’m definitely a poet and I love poetry and I will definitely perform at the Poetry Society’s open mic night in two weeks, yes, for sure, sounds like a fantastic night out, the more poetry the better, that’s what I always say!”
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Louis hates poetry, but she is also a bit in love with Hot Poet Harry Styles. So when Louis tries to impress Harry by agreeing to write a poem and perform at an upcoming open mic night, what could possibly go wrong?
(Answer: Quite a lot, actually.)
Also featuring Zayn as a stage-shy slam poet, Niall as everyone's favourite Marxist bartender, and Liam as a surprisingly helpful partner in rhyme. -
beta than words (but more than a feeling) by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
22 Jun 2015
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“You sent Harry your fic?”
“Course I did! She’s a beta, I needed a beta, it’s a dream team.”
“Even though your fic is explicit femslash with thousands of words of gratuitous kinky sex scenes?”
All the colour drained from Louis’ face. “Oh, fuck,” she blurted. “Fuck. What the fuck have I done.”
Zayn burst out laughing. “Mate, you just sent the girl you fancy porn. Porn you fucking wrote.”***
An incredibly meta girl!Direction fic in which Louis is a BNF femslash writer in the Little Mix fandom, Harry is her accidental (and very confused) beta reader, Liam likes Zayn, Zayn likes Liam, and Niall likes golf (a little too much).
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It's Okay To Be NSA (or: "As The Wiretap Turns") by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: As the World Turns
26 Feb 2015
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"'Classified'?" Luke snorted. "What are you, some kind of secret agent?" He widened his eyes in mock surprise, sarcasm dripping from every word: "Oh my god, are you James Bond?"
Noah managed a tight smile. James Bond never drove halfway across a state to stop a murder because he thought someone's MySpace picture was cute, he wanted to reply. "Not exactly," he said instead.
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An AU in which Noah is an irresponsible NSA analyst, Luke doesn't mind being cyber-stalked, and Maddie is the only one who has any idea what's going on.
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to being an us for once, instead of a them by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
18 Jul 2013
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Harry wants to change the world. Louis just wants to play FIFA.
(aka: an AU of the activist!1D AU)
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Pinched Nerve by RookSacrifice
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
20 Mar 2026
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Fresh out of his engagement with T’Pring and facing pressure from his family to select a suitable bondmate before his Pon Farr is due, Spock resorts to desperate measures: allowing The Starfleet Intraservice Partnership Arbitration Agency to select a compatible mate on his behalf.
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- Part 1 of Pinched Nerve
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28 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
they're so in love from the start your honour (also wow telepathic bonds are kind of a psychological horror, but all the sex makes up for it probably)
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You Have [1] New Message by torikabori
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
10 Apr 2022
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“So let me get this straight,” said Bones, “you’re going on a date with a Vulcan you’ve never met, but he’s also your best friend?”
"It's not a date!" Jim insisted.
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(Or: the You've Got Mail/Star Trek 2009 mashup no one asked for but we all needed.)
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07 May 2026
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kicking my feet because of how cute this is, Spock learning emojis is genuinely hilarious
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Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. With the captain out of commission on a regular basis and Spock struggling to preserve his stoicism, staying alive is difficult enough – but when a slim chance for escape surfaces, their resolve is truly put to the test. Together they must fight for survival in the heart of an alien jungle, and in the process, uncover the mystery of the planet’s past. Slow build K/S.
Written for the 2011 Star Trek Big Bang on Livejournal - look for links to the mix and art there!
Warnings: Minor character death. Mind control themes and sort-of-zombies. Dark at times due to twisted xenobiological shenanigans. Mild themes of stress-related weight loss. Heaps of TOS references and/or spoilers. Eventual smut. Freakishly long chapters.
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11 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
it's This Fic. Longclaw is best girl.
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Unimaginable by Ophelia_j
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
03 Oct 2024
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After his bondmate is lost at the launch of the Enterprise-B, a grief-stricken Spock vows to return the favour Jim once did him: to return his body to the planet of his birth. But to have any chance of doing so, he will need to track down the anomaly that almost destroyed the Enterprise. Following a report of similar phenomena takes him to an area of space that has not been explored since the first five-year mission of the original Enterprise, facing an unstable anomaly giving off strong chronaton radiation...
Four years into their five-year mission, tired of wrestling with his feelings for his first officer, Captain James Kirk is uniquely vulnerable to the arrival of an older, wiser version of Spock: one who has loved him for years, and is not afraid to have his feelings known...
Bookmarked by interruptingsloth
17 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Future Spock shows up and macks on Kim, Current Spock gets pissed, space gays need to communicate better
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would you still love me if i were a worm? by RookSacrifice
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
09 Mar 2026
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It’s a strange afternoon for Miss Spock when a classic transporter caper swaps her beloved Captain Jyn with her doppelganger “Jim”—a clear downgrade, but at least she’s not a worm.
Jyn wakes up on the transport pad in the gangly, awkward, repressed arms of her male wife. I mean what is she supposed to do, not fuck him?
or: When their female alternate universe counterparts, who are bonded, realize that Spock and Jim aren’t, gross violations of the interdimensional prime directive ensue as the girls set out to play matchmaker.
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- Part 2 of sappho in space
Bookmarked by interruptingsloth
15 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
everyone is gay but only the boys are sad about it because they're dumb, the lesbians keep winning