15 Works by ironicallyStupid
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I traded in my pain for all your priceless pillow talk by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 May 2026
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“...I didn’t try to kill you–”
“You wanted to–” the combative bitch says.
“–I broke your face.”
Tenko remembers that drug-fuelled afternoon. Everything was too loud and bright, and he couldn’t stand seeing Touya’s face. Touching him. Breathing the same air. If Tenko has ever felt capable of murder, then that was the time. In hindsight, Touya was brave to repeatedly find himself in Tenko’s company. Or stupid. The guy was all instinct. Acted before he could think most of the time. Couldn’t keep a fucking lid on his anger, but that was both of them, really.
“It was bruised,” Touya corrects him after a weighted beat, and he blinks once before continuing. “You broke my heart instead.”
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Life has unexpected ways of bringing people together. Tenko and Touya haven’t spoken in three years, so when they get the chance to reconnect, there’s a lot to say… and do.
Or: Tenko fights with his ex-boyfriend, then gets him off. -
Voodoo smile, Siamese twins by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Dec 2025
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“That’s not a fair assumption to make,” he begins to argue, slipping into his underwear, much to Dabi’s disappointment. “Why would everyone want sex–”
“–I didn’t say want–” Dabi corrects him by cutting in.
“–I don’t want sex.”
That earns him a pointed, serious look.
“We had sex a few hours ago,” he reminds Kai like he’s stupid, articulating his syllables slowly and clearly. “You initiated.”
He did initiate. He fucked him right against that wall next to the window. Because he was piss drunk and Dabi was walking around in his tiny shirt and low-slung jeans, snorting a bump off the little hollow spot on top of the base of his thumb, and Kai couldn’t help himself. He never stood a chance.
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Kai does not respect the corporeal existence, but Dabi has been steadily reminding him that he’s no better than anyone else. That he’s made of the same damn oh-so-feared material – flesh and bones and desire.
Or: Kai and Dabi talk about sex, consent, morality and justice after Kai has a horrific nightmare that leads to an intense OCD episode.Series
- Part 2 of What The Flesh Wants
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Commit the sin, commit yourself by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Sep 2025
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“I think it’ll be you,” Dabi says cautiously; Tomura doesn’t ask him to elaborate and lets him keep going at his own pace. “I think you can do it. I think it will be in your lifetime that we deliver the last ones.”
That catches his attention and he stops playing with the toy to grace Dabi with eye contact. His brow bone lowers in confusion.
“Why do you say that?”
It’s one thing for Tomura to claim he’ll end this, but it’s very different when Dabi says he believes it.
“Because I have a bad feeling that if we fail to do it now, something unspeakably horrible is going to happen.”
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Sensei left Tomura with an insurmountable task to complete, a burden he was never supposed to carry and worst of all, a contract with his very own demon – Dabi. The isolation of not being able to talk about it with his only friend in the entire world is getting to him, but he’s beginning to suspect Shuichi isn’t telling him something too. It seems these days that Tomura is the only one who doesn’t have any secrets. Can he even hope to piece this together?
Or: Tomura is determined to break the cycle, free a demon from his contract and hopefully get the boy in the end. -
Tragedy Boys by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Jul 2025
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“‘Cause you’re full of shit. That’s why I’m shitting over your already massive fucking shit pile,” he growls. “I can tell,” he goes on before Tomura can even get the chance to express his outrage, “you have no fucking idea what you’re doing. Like a little kid pretending to be a king at a playground. It makes me sick.”
Tomura’s head spins with rage. He thinks about how good it felt to beat the living daylights out of him a few days ago. How satisfying it was to see him embarrassed over it. He also thinks about how this will never end if he doesn’t try to understand the people he expects to follow him.
He takes a steadying breath.
“Then why the hell are you here?”
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Loving Dabi is like loving someone who will never return home. Tomura misses him even when they sleep in each other’s arms at night. He aches for him even when Dabi’s lips are kissing his pain away. His heart is too involved for him to stop. He doesn’t want to anymore.
Or: Snippets of Dabi through Tomura’s lens as these two tragedy boys fall in love. -
one more day like today and I'll kill you by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Mar 2025
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“You don’t care about anyone but yourself. Fucking egomaniac.”
Kai’s thick, dark eyebrows lift curiously. Dabi is very ill-mannered, but he’s never openly this verbally aggressive. He must be nervous. They’ve been discussing it, ever since Kai guided his cock into him a few weeks ago with bated breath, whispering under his nose... Gods, I want to kill you. He didn’t expect Dabi to moan like a wounded animal at those words. Didn’t expect him to cry about wanting Kai to put him apart, rip him to shreds, destroy him, kill him, kill him, put him out of his misery. Kai has frequent dreams about taking him out back of the Shie Hassaikai estate and shooting him like an old, sick dog. It would be a mercy.
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Violating someone’s corpse is not a novelty for Kai, and the villain knows he won’t be the first person he murders and brings back to life at his whim. Dabi thinks it’s about time someone fucks him into the good little dead boy he truly is anyway.
Or: Dabi asks Kai to fuck him to death and Kai’s fear, turned perverse fascination with disease and filth, allows him to indulge the idea.Series
- Part 1 of What The Flesh Wants
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Waking Up Here by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Dec 2024
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“You said that we don’t take anything from strangers,” he begins to parrot indignantly. “That when someone asks questions, we tell them to fuck off or they can eat it.”
Kaina almost reprimands him for his language but it’s very likely that those are the exact words she used. She hangs her head low and huffs, tapping the corner of the box against the floor rhythmically.
“Okay, yeah, well we take stuff from him, only, ‘cus he gives gifts to good kids or whatever.” She shrugs at the boy, frustrated; explaining who Santa is shouldn’t be this fucking complicated.
Keigo looks even more suspicious now, but he’s also simultaneously so confused, that he doesn’t know which part of Kaina’s sentence he should counter first.
“I’m– I’m not a good kid.”
“You’re the best kid,” Kaina blurts out before she can stop herself.
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Kaina and Keigo have a modest Christmas morning. Kaina makes an abomination in the kitchen and Keigo still eats it.
Or: Keigo doesn't know what Christmas is and Kaina is doing her fucking best to do something nice for her not-a-son-and-not-a-brother-but-a-secret-third-thing. -
I am lost, so I am cruel by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Dec 2024
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Kids don’t really understand that their actions have consequences; Natsuo is just goofing off when he bites his big brother while they wrestle, and Touya is just playing when he hurls the ball at his back as hard as he can. No child ever expects bruises or tears or blood. They’re immortal and invincible in their youth, untouchable, existing in a world separate to the one of adults and all the dangers they warn them about.
There are no consequences.
There are no hurt feelings.
(And there are no dead children.)
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Dabi can’t tell if he’s dreaming or living the nightmare. Every step into this hellscape is an echo of his past, sent out to torture him.
Or: In which Dabi has a long nightmare while comatose and has far too many revealing conversations. -
Amicicide by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2024
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Dabi has a bad feeling about this. Hawks is going to shatter Twice’s heart into a million hopeless pieces and all everyone will be able to say to him when that happens is: ‘I told you so’. You get too close to someone like that and it’s only a matter of time before they draw blood. Dabi knows that for a fact because Hawks tastes like a death sentence on his tongue. He kisses with teeth, always, and his nails bite where it’ll hurt. He’s mean. He’s sharp. He’s focused and goal-oriented. He’s like Dabi.
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A friend, a cynic and a fighter can’t meet each other in the middle. Dabi pays careful attention to Hawks and sees all the warning signs leading to betrayal, but he also unexpectedly discovers all the warning signs leading to a man trapped by internal emotional turmoil.
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Coral Fang by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jun 2024
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Going back to Fukuoka might just kill him a little bit on the inside. Last time he was there he was Shouto’s age and a real-life zombie. He hated it. He hated Fukuoka so much, still hates what it represents to him now. Suffocating hot summers that made breathing difficult. Winters that weren’t cold enough but were gloomy, wet and woefully lacking in snow. Tears and jeers and loneliness. Pain and medicine and constant hospital visits and surgeries and numbness and ugliness and watching his deformed body in the mirror peel and change and shift and scar and become less his while it got grosser, hideous and even more unlovable. He was in tears every day for nearly two years.
Touya wonders if the smell of the seaside air would still make him cry at the age of 23. Truly, he’s a masochist to allow his morbid curiosity a victory.
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Following the events of an unusual drug bust, a fight with a child and a series of strategic murders, Todoroki Touya gets sent on a capture mission in Fukuoka. Main target is the elusive Hawks, who, of course, has perched his posterior in a city full of baggage, nightmarish memories and forgotten history between two damaged boys.
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Gunshots & Molotovs by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Dec 2023
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Dabi sits on the armrest of the recliner and throws his legs over the other side. He rests a hand on Hawks’ shoulder, near the wound, and he holds up the knife. The edge catches the light coming from the ceiling lamp with an intimidating glint and Dabi grins down at him humourlessly.
“Buckle up, pigeon. Things are about to get fun.”
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Dabi promised Hawks he’d mix him drinks tonight and give him a much needed culinary lesson, not take a bullet out of his shoulder.
Worst. (Not) date. Ever.Alternatively:
It takes a bullet for Hawks to allow himself a moment of vulnerability and for Dabi to ask himself the age old question: to kill the hero or not to kill the hero? -
Tell Them I Died Yesterday by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2023
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“I saw that, you know.”
The stranger that caught him sounds exhausted.
Dabi – frozen in front of one of the fridges with his knee bent at 90 degrees and propping up his zipped open backpack, one hand stuck inside to lift up the fake bottom and the other shoving a tray of meat in – looks at the man standing ahead of him. If he sounded exhausted, then his appearance sure confirmed that he is. He doesn’t look like he’s even in his thirties, but there are dark circles under his eyes and his black hair is carelessly spread over his slumped shoulders. His posture is almost as bad as Dabi’s and he has just about the most haunted expression Dabi has ever seen on another person.
“You gonna make a fuss over some sausages?” he snaps.
“Kind of my job.”
Dabi scoffs.
“What are you, a cop?” he asks mockingly with all the attitude a kid his age could emulate, and then some.
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A little bit about Touya’s time after he died and some people he met that he’ll definitely never see again. Right…? Really, he’s just a normal teenager doing normal teenage things, as long as you don’t ask questions.
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you want a confrontation? (I'll give you every fuckin' chance) by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Nov 2023
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“Did you want me to come see you?” Keigo asks after that silence had stretched out too long for it to not have been burdened by any kind of troubling feelings.
Touya slips his boot off of Keigo but it stays pressed against the edge of the chair between his legs. He shrugs as though he doesn’t care. His words contradict his attitude, like always.
“An appearance would’ve been nice. We had something.”
Keigo’s brows furrow. Touya shouldn’t be able to say that and look him in the eye, but he does anyway.
“It was nothing real,” he bites out with a clear intent to hurt him.
Touya is so disconcertingly severe when he responds, “Yeah, but it was horrible and it was ours.”
Keigo looks away because he swears his heart skips a beat at that. Not in a good way, but in the way it would if one were to receive news of a close friend passing.
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Keigo and Touya run into each other after the war. It has been over two years. They still don’t know how to talk. So they argue. They fuck. They daydream. Touya cries. Keigo is all out of tears. They’ll never understand each other and it hurts.
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Interview With The Todorokis & Co by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2023
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INTERVIEWER
Are you saying you aren’t worried about your mass murderer son claiming more lives? You don’t think he’s capable of an escape or attempting to hurt his own family again?
ENJI (completely nonplussed)
...He is being fed through a fucking straw.
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The Todorokis get interviewed post Touyaʼs discharge from the hospital. Itʼs very normal.
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Feathers Upon Crimson Upon Staples by ironicallyStupid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Jun 2023
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There’s a flap of wings and suddenly, Hawks is standing above him, a foot on each side of Dabi’s waist, sinking into the mattress beneath them. The view from Dabi’s angle is glorious. Hawks’ defined, sturdy body towers over him and the inner sides of his thighs shimmer with the lube Dabi had used to fuck him open on his fingers till he was drooling on himself and too stupid to respond to simple questions with anything other than moans. His wings are spread in a dramatic arc and curl behind his head like a crimson frame, or the halo of a corrupt angel, and the lazy smile he’s wearing on his face is so deliciously infuriating.
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In which Keigo and Touya will fuck only if they’re covered in copious amounts of blood.
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Dave Strider-Lalonde has a lot to come to terms with. But you know what? He’s in his 20s, he’s happy, he has a cool roommate, he gets to hang out with his sister again and he’s far away from his problems. What’s sweeter than that? Except, one Karkat Vantas reflects all of his issues right back at him, challenges all of his internal lies, and suddenly, things aren’t as clear as he thought they were.
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Karkat was hunched down up until now, elbows on his spread knees and staring ahead, but once he realises that Dave is talking to him, he straightens himself out. Slowly. So fucking slowly that Dave thinks that maybe he should feel a bit threatened. Then Karkat blinks at him, jaw slack, and doesn’t say anything for almost a full minute.
“We don’t have to talk.” He cocks his head to the side, just slightly “In fact, I strongly advise you to–” He makes this hand motion of clamping his fingers together and punctuates his sentence further by pursing his lips.
He really mimes what he wants him to do in two different ways to make sure he drives the point home. It’s excessive and the demonstration tells Dave something very fundamental about the other man’s character.