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    Tyrion took his crofter's daughter and fled across the sea during Robert’s Rebellion. When the Iron Throne sends a party of Inquiry for their debt, Magister Tyrion Lannister is forced to contemplate his place in the world. Tysha Lannister simply wishes to love her noble Lion and her babe in peace. Young Joanna Lannister only wants to know a family long hidden from her.

    Or a former Chosen who was once named Primrose Potter, accidentally saves the Seven Kingdoms from itself.

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  2. STRANGER: … *YANKING JOANNA’S SOUL FROM ENGLAND* This is MINE now. YEET!

    The HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHITE: PRAISE THE MANY FACE GOD! *Stabbing the former Sealord as soon as Joanna was in double digits* THIS IS THE SEA LADY OF BRAAVOS NOW.

    Braavosi: Daddies Chill.

    THE HOUSE OF BLACK AND WHITE: *LIFTING WEAPONS* WE ARE CHILL.

    JOANNA: Nooo, noo-

    The House of Black and WHite: There’s oppression you can get rid of~

    Joanna: … BET.

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    When she looked at the mirror and Anna Kendrick's young face stared at her, she concluded that she's in a prequel of Pitch Perfect. Yep, sounds about right.

    (What is Robert Pattinson doing here?)

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  4. Jessica narrowed her eyes at this Edward Cullen person and thought, 'that's what you call a pasty white boy.'

  5. "No," Edward sounds like he's gargling marbles.
    Jessica almost grimaced, 'he has terrible voice. Doesn't sound like he could sing at all.'
    Edward blinked

  6. "Jessica!* stop harassing Edward Cullen—"
    "I'm not harassing him—"
    "—or he'll think you're still into him!"*
    "... Say what now?* ... I was into him? That... That pasty white boy? But he looks like he doesn't have any flavor at all! Like he's just pretty and that's it!"
    She looked back at Edward Cullen and great, he heard that. Now he's glaring.
    Jessica had a crush on that guy? Don't get him wrong, he's cute but she's not her type. So she said, "Dr. Cullen's hotter."
    "... Jessica, that's his dad!"
    (Insert Pikachu's surprised look.)

  7. Jessica was mortified. "I think the beefcake heard what I said!"
    "Everyone heard what you said!" Lauren replied.
    "... Beef cake?" That's Angela. "Jessica, don't call Emmett Cullen that."
    "If the beef fits the cake, Angela. If the beef fits the cake."*
    Said beefcake laughed harder

  8. "Did you just lick my hand?!"
    "I did. You have cold hands, by the way. You need mittens," Jessica unrepentantly replied*
    Edward was still staring at the wet spot in his palm and reached out to her poncho to wipe on it.
    "That is so childish!" Jessica protested.
    "You licked my hand," he repeated.
    She huffed, "big deal! Everyone does it all the time!"
    "... That's disgusting and no one does that."
    He's right. But Jessica won't give him the satisfaction of her admitting that he's right.
    The corner of his lips turned up for a momentary second before he scowled at her.
    "Stop putting your flyers in my table," he told her.
    "They're pamphlets," Jessica said. "And no, I won't stop until you say yes to my club."
    "I refuse."
    "I refuse your refusal."
    Flabbergasted, Edward gritted his teeth

  9. Alice innocently blinked and Jessica doesn't believe the act. She knows a sister irritating a sibling when she sees one.
    "Edward loves music," she stressed the word. "Carlisle calls him a piano virtuoso and can play any genre of music in the piano by the ear."
    (Alice calls her dad by his name? That's such a weird thing to do, Jessica would never try to do that, she fears death by flying house slippers.)
    "Virtuoso like Prince? Purple Rain Prince?" She clarified.
    Alice nodded and repeated, "Purple Rain Prince."

  10. (xxx-xxx): night night, edamame!

  11. "The family's dating each other?!" Jessica hit their table, making every occupant jump and was unaware of the Cullens' eyes zeroing on her. "Like the Targaryens?!"
    Eric, who came back to their table after playing around with Mike, gave her a surprised stare. "No—not like the Targaryens, Jessica! Where did you even read that book? I tried to get a copy but the local library doesn't have it and—no, not like the Targaryens! Dr. Cullen and his wife adopted them all."

  12. Edward opened his mouth and close it. Then opened it again, visibly hesitating.
    "... Do you want to go to prom with me?" Edward ask her.
    Jessica made a so-so gesture. "Eh." With or without Edward, she will go anyways. He's not that big of a deal.
    His eyebrows furrowed and he huffed again, now offended.
    "You will go to prom with me," he decided

  13. last chapter lauren *threatening edward to approach jess about the glee club: ◉.◉ 🔪
    edward: instructions unclear, she became my prom date instead

  14. "Ems, I didn't order pizza. I told you we'll be having girl dinner later," she told her sister and motioned for Edward to come inside.
    "Girl dinner! Girl dinner!" Emily chanted. Girl dinner was a hit to the ten-year-old when Jessica first introduced it

  15. "Y-yeah, let's stay warm and cozy," Jessica agreed. She leaned down and whispered. "If my friends bugger me to come and surf with them tell them that you're afraid of the water and you need be by my side, 'kay?"
    Emily nodded seriously, accepting her duty. "Okay!"

  16. Then, without warning, she buried a hand in his bronze hair and gave it a firm tug, pulling his head down and Jessica know for a certain fact that she wasn't strong enough to do this, he was letting her.
    "What is wrong with you?!" she sputtered. "Why are you acting like some Dark Academia protagonist who escaped a gothic romance?"
    Edward winced, laughing under his breath as she continued to hold his hair hostage

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    After his execution at the steps of the Sept of Baelor, Ned Stark unfortunately wakes up in the middle of his worst memories instead of his afterlife. Forced to wade through some of his most unpleasant experiences, Ned begins to realize that the facts that he built his world around crumble like sand at the slightest provocation. Faced with a morality crisis that could change the events of Robert's Rebellion, Ned embarks on a journey that will change the course of history. Whether that be for better or for worse is something that only Ned can decide.

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    Eddard Stark doesn't make it back to the North as the banners gather in rebellion, slipping beneath the waves of the Bite during an ambush in the storm. Someone else, from a world like ours, rises from the waters in his place.

    The Old Gods have stolen a soul to right the wrongs of the coming years and avert disaster. Will it work? Who knows? But someone once said that if you want to change the future, you'd better start by changing what you do in the present.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    rhaegar: *dies
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  19. We were told you had been lost at sea during the storm more than a week past. You’re supposed to be dead!*
    I fear the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

  20. He played with the compass as he and his family watched in growing awe.*
    “It always points in the same direction?” he asked me.
    “It does. North.” I answered.

  21. Walder, son of Waldon, will forever be known as the First Northern Star

  22. “Heh! Look at that, my boys! The Lord of a Great House of Westeros doesn't look down at a Frey. I thought I had seen everything. You sure you won’t be offended by our company boy?”*
    “I’ve heard you go to the Heavens for the weather, my lord. You go to the Hells for the company.”
    I later learned from the Greatjon that they could hear laughter from the Great Hall all the way to our camp

  23. My God, [Frey] got excited when I didn’t immediately fold and give in to his demands. He liked it! I think I surprised him since I was so young, and it just fired up his engine even more

  24. As I said, Lord Tully, my lady wife will be allowed to worship as she sees fit. I will bring in a septon and septa to administer whatever rites or sermons are needed regularly, and I will even commit to re-purposing one of the unused rooms of our Great Keep to create a sept for her. But my children will be Starks, not Tullys. They may know of the Faith of the Seven, and I will certainly see that they welcome those who follow it, but they will be raised to know the Old Gods

  25. That was not a suggestion* I am telling you, right now, this isn’t going to happen. If lives are so damn cheap here in the south that you can spend them like copper stars, then we will be happy to take some of them off your hands. Hardworking men and women are always in short supply in the North, so instead of murdering them in their homes as we burn down their villages, I will send my scouts ahead to warn them that their overlord has evicted them. We will give them time to gather what belongings they are able, and the food they will need, and we will send them North along the Kings Road

  26. One should never let something like the truth get in the way of a good story, Denys

  27. I bled for less than a minute before I heard footsteps all around me. I looked up and saw my men following my example. At each stump, a Northman knelt and gave up some of his lifeblood and a muttered prayer in the same manner I had just done

  28. Rather than staring at each other like idiots who are in dire need of a bath and a nap

  29. There was little honor to be found here, ser. Three men who vowed to protect all women, keeping a girl in a tower

  30. We have the letters, Rhaegar* All of them. Every message you sent to my sister. You, a married man with children, sending notes to a girl of four or five-and-ten namedays. Without her father’s permission. Without supervision. Without a shred of decorum or decency. She kept them, even as you asked her to destroy them. Even then, she didn’t trust you

  31. A gift from your long-forgotten uncle, Lord Bloodraven. He sent it south to me at Winterfell before he passed from this world. He asked me to succeed where he, and you, had failed

  32. House Martell and House Stark will be tied together with a betrothal once it is safe to do so

  33. The king is mad, Ser Barristan. Expect madness from a madman, and you’ll never be disappointed

  34. “Ugh,” I said. Eloquent. I blinked them open. And looked at the Lannister. His hair was gold, his face pale and miserable.* “He looks how I feel right now,” I gestured to the white knight*
    Jon laughed loudly at that

  35. “I’d give real money if they’d shut up,” I grumbled. Snickering was the answer

  36. “Well, that was fun,” I replied in a flat, deadpan voice. Oberyn snorted. Umbers chuckled, and Walder just shook his head

  37. It was then that I introduced Westeros to the concept of a ‘bucket brigade’. Instead of filling the receptacles with sand and sending them off across the city one at a time, I explained the concept of an orderly line where we could pass the containers to the man or woman alongside us and save more than a little effort, and more efficiently combat fires

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    Loki OC SI.

     

    When he died, he didn't know what to expect. Being reborn as Loki from the Scandinavian myths was certainly not it. Nothing is what it seems. For one, he is Odin's adopted son, as far as he understands anyway, Thor is his brother, Balder does not exist, and rather than gods, the Aesir seem to be aliens with long life spans.

     

    He didn't know how humans ever got it this wrong.

     

    The synopsis has been changed due to the confusion the previous one caused. I apologize for the inconvenience.

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