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It’s Eighth Year and Draco Malfoy has magically lost the ability to speak. This is an intriguing problem that Hermione Granger throws herself into solving…but what if she discovers that he’s actually a lot more tolerable this way?
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12 Jun 2026
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maybe human's not such a bad thing to be by thewalkingexistentialdread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy leaves Azkaban after four years, seven months, and nineteen days with nothing but the wrecked remnants of his Occlumency and the system he built in his mind to replace it. Those years taught him only one thing. If he counted, the thoughts would quiet down eventually.
It would never be a life of peace but Draco at least would know function.
Except Hermione Granger keeps showing up in his lift on Thursday mornings to ruin everything.
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10 Jun 2026
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Finding a Home by annieinthesun for magusmonoceros
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger has spent three years finding homes for magical creatures abandoned after the war. Now, with the shelter closing, there’s only one left: a difficult, magic-averse Crup mix no one could handle.
When a surprisingly competent Draco Malfoy appears, claiming he wants to adopt him, Hermione immediately says no. But when the dog chooses him anyway, Hermione realizes that maybe “finding a home” might not mean what she thought it did.
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10 Jun 2026
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Draco walked past her. “Well, there you go. Keep Joanna safe. Don’t let any of your books fall on top of her. She deserves—”
Granger jumped on his back and he instinctively bent forward and grabbed her by the biceps to keep her on top of him.
It was where she belonged, really.
She draped against him, loose limbed, giving him all her weight, and pressed a kiss to his temple and he could feel her smirk, her delight.
“Onward!” she said.
People were looking.
Draco grinned and off they went to the next attraction.
or, Draco Malfoy went to Disney World and all he got was this stupid sunburn (and his future wife).
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Draco Malfoy comes to Hogwarts reformed, competent, and wearing light blue.
Hermione Granger is furious about all three.
She had not written anything down, had not organised her objections into numbered subsections, and had absolutely not lain awake the previous Tuesday rehearsing the more salient points into the dark of her bedroom ceiling.
She was simply a colleague, raising a collegial concern, in a collegial manner, over tea.
"Professor Granger," he said respectfully. Not a flicker of anything performed.
She was even more suspicious.
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