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“Castiel is fishmouthing. It is completely unprofessional, and he would be embarrassed if he wasn’t so shell shocked. Castiel is not a complete idiot— he has a Masters degree for Christ’s sake. He fully understands what the Director wants him to do, it’s the why, that he can’t figure out. He’s basically an investigative accountant. The most action he’s seen in his career was over a year ago in his field training.”
Or, Dean and Castiel go undercover at a sex club, and they both learn a lot about themselves.
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Shane Hollander was perfect; the perfect son, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect friend. He had spent years refining perfection, making sure he was the picture of it. It was second nature after all these years; a suit that didn’t quite fit, but that he’d gotten used to.
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06 Jun 2026
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When the teacher turns away, Harrington sighs. Slouches in his seat. Tips his head back far enough that their eyes accidentally meet. It's not Harrington who looked away first. It almost never was. In the dream, though, Billy can look and look. And look, and look, and look. The devil doesn't mind about this part of him. Maybe appreciates how useful it is.
”…leave the family, flee the church, kill the vermin, vomit the heart, forget the dead.”
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02 Jun 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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02 Jun 2026
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don't threaten me with a good time by sure sure (getoffmysheets)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Aug 2022
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Featuring: Hopper being an exasperated dad, so many bad life choices, cross dressing, horrifying amounts of booze, regrettable amounts of hangovers (and vomiting), awkward moments dialed to Eleven, and dumb boys kissing.
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20 May 2026
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"Leave if you're scared." Cas trembles. Eyes never leaving Dean's.
Dean takes in the sight before him. He knows werewolves. He's met his share over the years. Not only as a hunter but as whatever he can be labeled as in this barren, monster-ridden wasteland of his own making. More than that, if there is one thing Dean knows more than anything, it's Castiel. "I'm not." He means it.
"I don't think I can control myself around you."
"You won't hurt me." Something strange passes over Castiel's scruffy face as he finally looks away that Dean can't discern. Almost like hurting him isn't what Cas is concerned about.
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On a mission with a possible lead to the location of the Colt, Castiel gets bitten by a werewolf. The bite leaves Cas with some lingering effects and instincts he's afraid he can't control.
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